Diet Plans

Charlee: “Well, since Bean isn’t going to help us, what else can we do about this diet situation?”
Lulu: “I was planning to just eat the food that I get and be happy to have it.”
Chaplin: “Oh no, we are not going to be doing that.”

Lulu: “But if you circumvent the diet and don’t lose weight, doesn’t that mean you have to stay on the diet forever?”
Charlee: “See, that’s the sort of linear cause-and-effect thinking that lands you dogs in obedience classes and whatnot.”
Lulu: “What’s wrong with obedience classes?”
Chaplin: “We’re not even going to dignify that with an answer.”

Charlee: “The trick is for us to lose weight without having to diet.”
Lulu: “If you can figure out how to do that, patent it.”
Chaplin: “I figured it out already. Just leave everything to me.”

Soon …

Sky Turtle: “You mammals wanted to talk to me?”

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