Java Bean: “Has that gnome been back since I gave him that list of decorations I like?”
Lulu: “Not that I noticed, but I’ve been busy pretending to be going on a train ride.”
Java Bean: “Well that’s disappointing. It’s so hard to find good help these days.”
Java Bean: “There you are! Where have you been?”
Art Deco: “Decorating! Come inside and see what I’ve done with the place.”
Java Bean: “I know I said I wanted a candy cane to pee on, but I can’t pee on it if it’s in the living room.” (thinking) “Or can I … ?”
Art Deco: “True, but this way you can enjoy your decorations day or night, in any kind of weather. Plus they can’t be seen by patrol cars or previous owners.”
Lulu: “Is that really the way to the reindeer stables? If we go there, will there be stuff to roll in?”
And we thought this was about racey underwear!
H&K&W,
Willow
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Psssttt… We know a sure way to make some room inside. It’s called the jaws of death.
~Elsa & Norman
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WOW! you have the DECORATIONS!!! Boo Berry Betty
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Turns out that shady Art Deco had someone working on the inside…of the house!
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Reindeer stables sound like there are LOTS of good possibilities there. #happyrolling
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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We don’t think you should pee on the candy cane as long as it’s in the house. Maybe you could move the decorations to the backyard. The cops can’t see them there unless they use a helicopter, right?
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There is no business like gnome business, unless you find the reindeer business in the stables…
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You do have plenty of room for lots more decorations!
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EEEKKKKK!!!! Java Bean mee thinkss you are gonna bee inn BEEG trubbell…..time to get Art Deco an his/not his deckorationss outta THE house!
An pleese do NOT lift yore le on Candy Cane OKay?
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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Wow! A lot of decorations! I can’t trust in Art Deco, sorry…
Just be careful. And Java Bean a candy cane is not for pee, honey.
Sweet Lulu where are you?
Oh! I can see Chaplin and Charlee, are you ok kids?
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I think you should avoid the reindeer stables- I bet they have security. XO
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OMC will that all fit in, Lulu😸Double Pawkisses for all of you🐾😽🎄
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