Test Your Smoke Detector

Chaplin: “We don’t really know what happened. There was a guy who looked like Santa, but dressed all in blue instead of red. He arrested this gnome who looked like Substitute Charlee.”
Charlee: “There is no substitute for the real Charlee. FYI.”
Spicoli: “Dressed all in blue? Hmm …”

Chaplin: “Yeah, I think he was some kind of North Pole Police conducting a raid. He and the dogs and the gnome and all the lawn decorations vanished in a big puff of smoke.”
Spicoli: “Yes, I did notice the big puff of smoke …”

Charlee: “I guess we should turn on the air purifier?”
Spicoli: “Air purifier? Dudes, dudes, dudes, let’s not be hasty.”

Spicoli: “Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff. Concentrated Christmas spice.”
Chaplin: “I feel like we’re being watched.”
Spicoli: “Paranoid much? Relax, dude. The cops just raided the place, they’re not going to raid it again so soon.”

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