Vapor Tale

Charlee: “Should we really be sitting in all this vapor or whatever it is?”
Spicoli: “Sure. Why wouldn’t you? I sit in vapor all the time.”
Charlee: “What if it’s bad for us?”
Spicoli: “What if what’s bad for you?”
Charlee (long pause): “Sitting in all this vapor.”
Spicoli: “Why wouldn’t you sit in vapor? I do it all the time.”

Chaplin: “Hey, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Yeah, little Hipster dude?”
Chaplin: “Do you see a blue guy hopping around the room?”
Spicoli: “I’m sure it’s just Producer Smurf, dude.”
Chaplin: “He looks a lot bigger than Producer Smurf.”
Spicoli: “That’s just the vapor, dude. It makes everything look bigger. Except when it makes everything look smaller.”

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