Chaplin: “Check it out, Charlee. Maybe you and this monster can bond over your shared shoe fetish.”
Charlee: “I DO NOT HAVE A SHOE FETISH!“
Spicoli: “You can like shoes if you want to, dude. To each his or her own, etc.”
Mouse: “Leaving aside who does or does not enjoy putting her face into shoes, how did you all manage to miss an abominable snowman sneaking into the house?”
Chaplin: “It didn’t exactly sneak into the house. The dogs had collected a bunch of lawn balloons and this was one of them. Or so we thought.”
Spicoli: “So, dude, do you, like, sell those booties? Because my feet get cold sometimes.”
Charlee: “Say, is it just me, or does anyone else smell fish?”
Mouse: “Okay. And where are the dogs and all the other lawn balloons now?”
Chaplin: “We’re not really sure. Santa came and arrested them and they all disappeared in a puff of smoke.”
Mouse: “I see. Well, that explains the gingerbread smell …”
Bumble: (Pops fish heads out of its stockings)
Spicoli: “Uhhh, never mind, dude, you can keep the booties.”
Charlee: “I’ll buy them all.”
Fish and shoes…ahhh…that should clear the ole sinuses out quickly!
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If you lived here you could also roll in some fresh COW PIES!!!! Boo Berry Betty
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It should be getting warm enough to melt that snowcreature!
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Smart move Charlee….smart move!
xoxo,
Rosy…who also likes fish if you need help
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My angel Millie had a shoe fetish too. 🙂
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Buy them? Just grab a fish and run! XOX us all
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Shoe fetish? Ha,haha… Charlee! Aww sweetie! Happy fish!
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We’ve the song about leaving your hat on but…….
H&K&W,
Willow
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Are they tuna? We like tuna BETTER than spiral ham! Can you send me the tunnel transportation coordinates? Purrs Marv
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No wonder we thought something was smelling fishy a while back…Fish in Christmas Stockings?? EEUWWWWW!
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