Christmas Break

Charlee: “The most bizarre aspect of this is Spicoli being right all along about Bumble being Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Well I hope you’re happy! You’ve ruined everything! This was going to be the most smurfy prison break/Christmas movie mashup ever and instead all I have is a deflated Bumble balloon that I can’t even smurf back to Costco!”
Mouse: “Let me guess. You thought of the name ‘Christmas Break’ for your movie and worked backwards from there to come up with a plot.”

Producer Smurf: “Did not.”
Mouse: “Uh-huh.”
Charlee: “I think we’re all missing the bigger issue here, which is that the Bumble was supposed to catch me more fish but didn’t.”
Java Bean: “Menos discutir, más volando en algún lugar más cálido.”*

* “Less arguing, more flying somewhere warmer.” (according to Google Translate)

Lulu: “This seems like an unnecessarily elaborate way to make a Christmas prison break movie.”
Producer Smurf: “Well it’s Peak TV you know. You have to smurf a way to smurf out from the crowd or no one will watch your show.”
Java Bean: “Do you think we’re all on the ‘Naughty’ list now?”
Charlee: “Don’t worry, I’m sure Santa didn’t even notice we were here.”

Giant Santopticon Santa Head: “Just wait until next Christmas …”

11 thoughts on “Christmas Break

  1. Xena: We did not see that coming.
    Chia: Speak for yourself, Xena. I knew it all along.
    Xena: What did you know?
    Chia: That producer smurf was involved and they’d fly away oh glory.


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