Charlee: “The most bizarre aspect of this is Spicoli being right all along about Bumble being Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Well I hope you’re happy! You’ve ruined everything! This was going to be the most smurfy prison break/Christmas movie mashup ever and instead all I have is a deflated Bumble balloon that I can’t even smurf back to Costco!”
Mouse: “Let me guess. You thought of the name ‘Christmas Break’ for your movie and worked backwards from there to come up with a plot.”
Producer Smurf: “Did not.”
Mouse: “Uh-huh.”
Charlee: “I think we’re all missing the bigger issue here, which is that the Bumble was supposed to catch me more fish but didn’t.”
Java Bean: “Menos discutir, más volando en algún lugar más cálido.”*
* “Less arguing, more flying somewhere warmer.” (according to Google Translate)
Lulu: “This seems like an unnecessarily elaborate way to make a Christmas prison break movie.”
Producer Smurf: “Well it’s Peak TV you know. You have to smurf a way to smurf out from the crowd or no one will watch your show.”
Java Bean: “Do you think we’re all on the ‘Naughty’ list now?”
Charlee: “Don’t worry, I’m sure Santa didn’t even notice we were here.”
Giant Santopticon Santa Head: “Just wait until next Christmas …”
We hope you all make it home (where it’s much warmer) safe and sound.
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That looks COLD!!! We hope you get home safe and sound! TLC and Boo Berry
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Our “Peak TV” era guarantees that next Christmas’ performance will top this one…whether Smurfs are involved or not!
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We have a baaaad feeling about next Christmas BOL!!
xoxo,
Sunny
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Oh! My! Cod! I did NOT know that Ho! Ho! Ho! could sound evil! Good thing Next Christmas is 11 months away and I will have forgotten by then…
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You’ll have to work hard to convince Giant Santa that you are all worthy of good things next Christmas!
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Happy travels Charlee an Chaplin an Spicoli…come home soon! Wee miss youss’!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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Dang, I sure hope our Christmas never breaks!
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Xena: We did not see that coming.
Chia: Speak for yourself, Xena. I knew it all along.
Xena: What did you know?
Chia: That producer smurf was involved and they’d fly away oh glory.
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Aww! Sweeties hope you arrive soon at your cozy home with Mama and Dada.
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Let’s hope there are no more detours to someplace warm that’s dry & close to home and the ‘pawrents’.
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