Agent McFold: “All right, Agent Inky, you go search the house for mishandled documents and report back. Meanwhile, somebody fetch me one of those Tiki Cat pouches I’ve been hearing about.”
Agent Inky: “On it, boss!”
Chaplin: “You can’t just come in here and ransack our house and then demand Tiki Cat pouches.”
Agent McFold: “Sure I can. First of all, I’m a cat. Second of all, I’m from the Feline Bureau of Investigation. That means I have two reasons to be able to do whatever I want.”
Lulu: “You’re only here looking into what the cats have been doing, right? We dogs don’t have anything to worry about?”
Agent McFold: “That’s correct. Our purrview is strictly cat-related. Dog malfeasance is handled by a different division.”
Just then …
Agent Frenchie: “I’m Agent Frenchie. We’re from the Canine Intelligence Agency. We heard you might have some documents that aren’t being handled correctly.”
Chaplin: “‘Canine Intelligence’? Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Agent Frenchie: “Ooh, we’ve got a smart guy here, Agent Blaze.”
Charlee: “Bean, did you forget to close the front door?”
Java Bean: “Soy más de abrir puertas que de cerrarlas.”*
* “I’m more about opening doors than closing them.” (according to Google Translate)
The Oceanside Animals 
So, will we be reading about it in the SUnday PAPERS?
H&K&W,
Willow
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Oh NOSE!! Java bean now all of youss’ are in THE soup so to meow!!!
Shred yore doccumintss! Qcik! Hurry!
Wait….do you Poochiess HAVE any doccumintss???
An Agent McFold has sum Kitty Nerve!!
If youss’ need a-sye-lum come threw Tellyport tunnel inn our bedroom closet. Wee purrtect youss’ OKay?
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an YIKESS BellaSita Mum
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Close it and lock it, Bean. Then lawyer-up.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Those kitties have no right to demand snacks for messing up your house!
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Our Mom’s learned that an open door policy allows Chia to run off. Also, she’s got a good shredder….
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WOW! Get out the broom and shoo those cats out! Then HIDE!!! Boo Berry
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Oh boy….we definitely have a bad feeling about this..I mean there is not one hand in your whole group!
Good luck!
Rosy and Sunny
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Oooooohhhh, this all smells a tad fishy, if not a tad pouchy….
Purrs and Woofs,
The Chans and Ollie
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I guess the dosa need to worry after all. 🙂
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Did someone mention snacks!
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“‘Canine Intelligence’? Isn’t that an oxymoron?” After THAT line was uttered, I’ll bet for at least a couple of seconds you could cut the tension in that room with a knife.
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Too funny especially since I just watched Enemy of the State last night. {shivers}
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This is getting rather worrisome…
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Chaplin, watch what you say about us canines – Lulu and Java Bean – you give that cat a good talking to from us.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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The CIA & the FBI!! Oh! Oh! next it will be the RCMP (Royal Cat Mounted Police – from the Great White North) and the PFM (Poilisa Felina Mutto – from Mexico) and if you are really in trouble the MI6 (Mutt Intelligence 6 – from England).
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