Agent Frenchie: “So here are the papers we found in your Mama’s office. As you can see, they’re not properly chewed to pieces.”
Charlee: “They’re kind of chewed up a little bit though.”
Chaplin: “We cats did that. We get extra points or something, right?”
Agent McFold: “Extra points? Do you think this is Hogwarts? Also, yes, for being cats.”
Lulu: “How are we supposed to shred papers in Mama’s office when there’s a gate on the doorway?”
Agent Frenchie: “Do you really think a gate would have stood in the way of the most legendary paper shredder in CIA history?”
Chaplin: “I knew it was going to be Dennis.”
Lulu: “That’s not paper. That’s pillow fluff.”
Agent Frenchie: “It’s the same concept.”
Java Bean: “Looks like I missed some good times here …”
Charlee: “I’m sure a little Tiki Cat can smooth things over here.”
Agent McFold: “Yes, everything seems to be in order now, wouldn’t you say, Agent Frenchie?”
Agent Frenchie: “Yes, yes I would. Agent Blaze, please inventory the single-serving diplomatic pouches.”
Java Bean: “Just to be clear, we could still go ahead and shred those papers now, right?”
Just then …
Red Panda: “Excuse me, would you happen to have any bamboo?”
Chaplin: “Another new cat?!”
Agent McFold: “Ahhh! A foreign spy!”
Agent Frenchie: “Quick! Secure the Tiki Cat!”
The Oceanside Animals 
OH! Are you getting a new cat?!?! TLC
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I am so not a shredder but I applaud the creations by those that do!
AND we can’t not unsee the egg and asparagus in our weather app – what’s up with that?
H&K&W,
Willow
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We’re big fans of the shredding/chewing of papers. Go for it Bean-rival Dennis!
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You pups are still young…there is still time to learn the art of gate jumping!!
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We don’t jump our gates…one of them attacked us once…believe it or not!
(It fell on us according to petcretary)
But we are expert shredders! We have both tried too shred the kitchen floor, which still bears our scars, and lately Benji has been trying to shred the wallpaper!! Sheesh! Papers?? That is for beginners he woofed! BOL!!
Hope Red Panda doesn’t try to steal the Tiki Cat…and what about you pups, what is your reward???
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Xena: So now China is involved…is someone going to shoot him down?
Riley: Verbally, perhaps.
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Tiki Cat! Now…go do that bamboo that you do so well!
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Paper is delicious. My favorite flavor is money.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Somebody is going to have to go back to chewing retraining camp!
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We sure hope they let you all enjoy shredding those papers.
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Aww! Sweet Jaba Bean chewing papers? Better coffee and cookies…
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Mew mew mew Red Panda you just walked innto sum reelly reelly silly stuff!!! Guud Luck!
THE Eff-Bee-Eye sure are sticklurss aren’t they???
**nose bopss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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I guess no one is ever going to top the work Dennis did.
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Tough-as-nails Security Guard Moon Pie volunteers to watch over the Tiki Cat! 🙂
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