Lulu: “I think Mama might have a bamboo plant on the bathroom. Are you a bamboo aficionado?”
Red Panda: “Yes, very much so.”
Agent Frenchie: “That was quick thinking covering up the papers with your own body, Agent Blaze.”
Agent Blaze: “Paint me like one of your French bulldogs, Jack.”
Agent Frenchie: “Stop saying that. It’s disturbing.”
Charlee: “You do realize none of that paperwork is anything secret, right?”
Agent McFold: “What?! You read it?”
Charlee: “No, I just know all the important papers are in the safe in the office.”
Agent McFold: “A safe, you say … ?”
Agent McFold: “What’s the combination?”
Charlee: “How should we know? We never open it. We don’t even have fingers for working the keypad.”
Agent McFold: “All right then. Agent Inky, call in the safecracker.”
Agent Inky: “On it, boss!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “Cane we destroy it? Yes we can!”
Chaplin: “Nice going, Charlee.”
Charlee: “My bad.”
Lulu: “That’s bamboo, right?”
Red Panda: “Yes, it’s perfect!”
Agent Frenchie: “Egad! It’s some kind of dog torture chamber!”
Agent Blaze: “How so?”
Agent Frenchie: “A human could lead an unsuspecting dog right in and then use that handheld shower to give them a bath!”
Red Panda: “Do you have any more bamboo?”
Lulu: “Ummm …”
Agent Frenchie: “Run away, Agent Blaze! Run away!”
Agent Blaze: “But nobody painted me like a French bulldog yet.”
Agent Frenchie: “Stop saying that!”
15 thoughts on “Bad Tradecraft”
You gottta be a panda to appreciate it, right?
Wish I had a shower like that…
Inky needs to tell Bob the Pyromaniac Builder we just want the safe opened. Destroying the safe means destroying the contents!
Maybe worry less about bamboo and more about the giant stick of dynamite.
Love and licks,
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Umm Charlee an Chaplin Panda’ss eat ALOT of Bamboo!!! You mite need to use Dada’ss Credity Card an order lots more from a Plant place!!!!
Guud Luck…youss’ are gonna need it!!!!! Mew mew mew…….
****nose bopss**** BellaDharma an ***giggellss*** BellaSita Mum
Ummmmmm….We would stay away from that shower if we were you guys!
Rosy and Sunny
Finally, we’re on to the real story about the secret documents!
Red Panda ate your Mom’s plant. Boy, are y’all gonna be in trouble!
I am jealous of the bamboo. I like that shower. 🙂
OMG! The bamboo! What is going to happend…?
Yikes, now Red Panda is going to demand more Bamboo in payment for services rendered. But, that iis a pawsome shoower! Way uppered than ur humble one, BOL!
But watch out, pups and kits, that thing will wet you..and it can even follow you, cause it moves!
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Didn’t RedPanda want some GreyPOOpon?
PeeEssWoo: The GKP would cover the usual weekly pay instead of the $55/day for The Jury Duty Gig – and there would have been mileage $ from 17345 to 17101 – for each day –
MOL…you made our day😹💗Double Pawkisses for a Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you🐾😽💞
Uh oh…this gives our Mum several bad ideas about the water torture chamber.
Norman & Elsa
Hey! that is much nicer than our water torture chamber! And it (used to) has a Bamboo in it!