Special Pickup

Chaplin: “This is ridiculous. There’s nothing in that safe that concerns the FBI.”
Agent McFold: “We’ll determine that at the Feline Bureau of Investigation headquarters, away from prying red panda eyes.”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “Can’t I just blow it up out here?”
Agent McFold: “No, Bob. I called in special feline transport to pick it up.”

Charlee: “There’s one thing you have failed to consider here.”
Agent McFold: “Oh? What’s that?”

Just then …

Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “AAAAIIIIEEEEE!”

Charlee: “Today is trash pickup day.”
Agent McFold: (Incoherent rage)
Catwoman: “Did somebody call for a special transport?”

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