Snow & Death

Aragorn: “We must fly to mighty Caradhras, where we shall find snow and death in equal abundance.”
Lulu: “All right! Um, what is Caradhras?”
Aragorn: “It is a great and terrible mountain!”
Java Bean: “Hey, a mountain! Lulu, that’s just where the mouse said we should go!”
Aragorn: “Your friend must be very wise. Why do they call him the mouse?”
Lulu: “Because he is literally a mouse.”
Aragorn: “Oh. Perhaps Radagast knows him then.”

Aragorn: “Speaking of names, what do you call this mystical conveyance of yours?”
Lulu: “It’s a magic flying coaster.”
Aragorn: “Yes all right but surely such an artifact must have a properly impressive name in Quenya.”
Lulu: “I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been to Kenya.”

Aragorn: “I shall call this wonderful levitating disc by the Quenya name ‘ingóle rimpa coaster’.”
Blue: “You can call it anything you want as long as you don’t call it late for dinner.”
Aragorn: “Oh, you must be hobbits.”

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