Jack Torrance: “No fair going behind a metal door!”
Aragorn: “Gimli certainly keeps his larder well-stocked. If I did not know better I would think we were at Frodo’s house.”
Java Bean: “I’m not sure why that guy wants a turkey so badly when he has all this canned food. Canned food is the best!”
Lulu: “Maybe he hasn’t got thumbs. Hey Aragorn, can you open this canned ham with that sword of yours?”
Blue: “Here turkey turkey turkey!”
Jack Torrance: “Now look what you did! You made me break my axe handle!”
Aragorn: “This is an odd selection of items. ‘Sweet Gherkins’. What is a gherkin? Is it like a jerkin?”
Java Bean: “No sé lo que es un ‘jerkin’.”
Lulu: “Do they not have canned food where you’re from?”
Aragorn: “No, we have nothing such as this in Middle-Earth.”
Blue: “Here turkey turkey turkey!”
Jack Torrance: “You all just stay in there, okay? I’m going to go get the axe with the metal handle!”
Java Bean: “If you don’t have canned food, what do your dogs eat?”
Lulu: “Yeah, is it just kibble all the time?”
Aragorn: “I know not what is this ‘kibble’, but we toss our dogs food from our feast tables. Lamb, chicken, beef …”
Blue: “Here turkey turkey turkey!”
Aragorn: “My friends, why have you fallen silent?”
Lulu: “Can we go home with you?”
Aragorn: “Sorry, Arwen made me promise, no more pets.”
Jack Torrance: “I can’t find the axe with the metal handle! Did you guys steal it?”
Blue: “I feel like we’re being watched again.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Blue, you are being watched by bloggers.
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Y’all either live very exciting lives or have great imaginations. Or both. Oh, and we think maybe we live in Middle Earth…
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The twins are back. Probably best somebody finds that axe with the metal handle…
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Table food and floor food are the best!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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We think you all may be better off heading home and facing the new kitty…..
BOL
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny
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Blue enuff with THE turkey!!! Poor Blue…
Lulu an Java Bean at leest Aragon iss there with you….yore sorta safe….sorta….
Man wee wurried about youss’!!!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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Those twins are freaking me out.
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Wath out for that dill relish, it can be hazardous!
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Be careful around those twins-I hear they’re more than just creepy. They’re dangerous too.
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Omg! Whatch! Be careful with those twins!
Aww! Lulu want’s canned ham, and Java Bean love canned food… Sweeties!
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OMC those twins are creepy, they may have the axe in their hand…🙀just a feeling…better go before you’re going to get canned….Help! Safe Double Pawkisses for all of you…except of the double of course🐾😽💞
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Feel the freezer burn
Disco InFURno!
H&K&W,
Willow
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With #1 away, we’ve lost track of the story. We need to catch up!
Woofs and Purrs,
Ollie and The Chans
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