Producer Smurf: “What’s this I’ve been smurfing about a new addition to the cast?”
Lulu: “Cast? What are you talking about?”
Producer Smurf: “The cast. The animals who live here. I heard there’s a new one.”
Chaplin: “You must mean Oona. She’s a new kitten.”
Producer Smurf: “I don’t smurf about any of that stuff. What I smurf about is that I didn’t smurf hiring her.”
Java Bean: “Are you in charge of who lives here?”
Producer Smurf: “Hello! I’m Producer Smurf! I smurf a hat and shades and a megaphone and a clipboard! Of course I’m in charge!”
Java Bean: “I don’t remember getting interviewed or hired by you.”
Producer Smurf: “I know, and that was bad enough! Apparently somebody thinks it smurfed a precedent!”
Charlee: “Look I’m not thrilled about the little cat either but she’s here already. It’s not like you can do anything about it.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh I can smurf something about it. I’m going to smurf medieval on somebody’s tail.”
Lulu: “I don’t even know what that means.”
Producer Smurf: “Just you wait and smurf, Lulu. Just you smurf and see.”
Lulu: “What?”
Soon …
Producer Smurf: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I smurfed this meeting—”
Oona: “I’M SMOL! WHAT IS A MEETING?!”
Chia: Don’t let that Smurf person scare you, Oolong, you could use him for a toy.
Xena: It’s Oona, not Oolong. Oolong’s a tea, Chia.
Lucy: Did I hear we’re having tea?
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When I woke up this morning, I definitely had no idea I’d be introduced to the phrase “smurf medieval.” I think Producer Smurf is going to shake things up here…
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I can hardly wait to see what Oona gets to do! So Exciting! TLC
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Hee, hee…this is going to be fun.
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Due not wurry ‘smol’ Oona…no one will vote you outta THE meetin or yore new home…Porducer Smurf iss alotta mouth only…..pppfffttt…
**gentle nose rubss** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum
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Oh boy, Producer Smurf is asking for it now….
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny
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Oona, you may be teeny tiny, but you are bigger than Smurf! He’s all puffed up…ignore him…we think.
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Aww! Oona… I’m smol… So cute and sweet!
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Always something fun going on at your place!
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You’ll learn, Oona. There is no shortage of meetings over there…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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That is some casting call!
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And who hired DIrector Smurf?
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NAK asked us to paw something about khrazy KhastingKhouch with Khats!
H&K&W,
Willow
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