Producer Smurf: “A meeting, Oona, is when we smurf together to smurf decisions about the direction things should smurf around here.”
Oona: “THINGS SHOULD GO UP! THE HIGHER THE BETTER!”
Charlee: “She’s not wrong. Highest cat wins.”
Producer Smurf: “It’s not literally about directions like up and down. It’s about things like who should smurf in the cast. For instance, Oona the new cat.”
Oona: “OONA! THAT’S ME! AND I AM SMOL!”
Spicoli: “Dude. If we were part of a cast, we would be getting paid.”
Producer Smurf: “Yes, Oona, you are small, and you are also an unauthorized addition. I let it smurf when they smurfed Bean aboard, but now there’s one too many cast members. Somebody’s got to get smurfed off the island.”
Vermin: “HISSS! She’s not much smaller than you! I bet she could beat you up!”
Spicoli: “Dude. Again. We are not cast members. Where do you think you are, the set of ‘Facts of Life’?”
Chaplin: “Voted off the island? Are we on an island? I thought this was the mainland.”
Blue: “This is definitely the mainland. Trust me, I know from islands.”
Producer Smurf: “Everybody! Let’s try to smurf some focus! The way we will smurf this is by a series of challenges, followed by a secret vote to see which one of us gets smurfed off the—”
Vermin: “HISSS! I vote we get rid of the smurf! All in favor say ‘Aye’.”
Everybody except Oona: “Aye.”
Oona: “AYE AM SMOL!”
Producer Smurf: “That’s not the way it works!”
14 thoughts on “Oona Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Cinco Seis”
Oona, you need to vote also. You are NOW part of the pack!
Hilarious! You go, Oona!
Maybe it’s working now?
BOL! Well that spiraled quicker than we thought!
Sunny and Rosy
Lucy: Poor Producer Smurf has opened a can of worms.
Chia: Worms? I bet those are good to eat. Is he going to share?
This seems more like a Real Housewives episode. 🙂
Aww! Love Oona!!!!! SO CUTE!
Y’all are really into it now!
Mom is doing it here – but in FrenchFashion 🙂
BTW, please tell Dada that KhrossTrek’s do well on OUTSIDE baths – but inside, we won’t do there now – each time Mom considers getting its inside khleaned up, she regains her sense and says NAHHHHH – it will only get furred and snoofed – so spend THOSE green papers on ME!
Smurf has his nose out of joint we think…he’s got a rival in Oona!! Go Oona, GO!
Oona may be smol and unauthorised, but we think she would make a fabulous special guest star!
Efurryone Oona DID say AYE inn her sentence so erase THE SMOL part an vote Smurf-butt OFF THEE “Island”!!
Hee iss reelly annoyin yes?
An Vermin you were so kidn to stick up fore Oona!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum
Looks like the producer is going have an interesting time with his latest film project.