Oona Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Cinco Seis

Producer Smurf: “A meeting, Oona, is when we smurf together to smurf decisions about the direction things should smurf around here.”
Charlee: “She’s not wrong. Highest cat wins.”

Producer Smurf: “It’s not literally about directions like up and down. It’s about things like who should smurf in the cast. For instance, Oona the new cat.”
Spicoli: “Dude. If we were part of a cast, we would be getting paid.”

Producer Smurf: “Yes, Oona, you are small, and you are also an unauthorized addition. I let it smurf when they smurfed Bean aboard, but now there’s one too many cast members. Somebody’s got to get smurfed off the island.”
Vermin: “HISSS! She’s not much smaller than you! I bet she could beat you up!”
Spicoli: “Dude. Again. We are not cast members. Where do you think you are, the set of ‘Facts of Life’?”
Chaplin: “Voted off the island? Are we on an island? I thought this was the mainland.”
Blue: “This is definitely the mainland. Trust me, I know from islands.”

Producer Smurf: “Everybody! Let’s try to smurf some focus! The way we will smurf this is by a series of challenges, followed by a secret vote to see which one of us gets smurfed off the—”
Vermin: “HISSS! I vote we get rid of the smurf! All in favor say ‘Aye’.”
Everybody except Oona: “Aye.”
Oona: “AYE AM SMOL!”
Producer Smurf: “That’s not the way it works!”

14 thoughts on “Oona Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Cinco Seis

  1. Mom is doing it here – but in FrenchFashion 🙂
    BTW, please tell Dada that KhrossTrek’s do well on OUTSIDE baths – but inside, we won’t do there now – each time Mom considers getting its inside khleaned up, she regains her sense and says NAHHHHH – it will only get furred and snoofed – so spend THOSE green papers on ME!



  2. Efurryone Oona DID say AYE inn her sentence so erase THE SMOL part an vote Smurf-butt OFF THEE “Island”!!
    Hee iss reelly annoyin yes?
    An Vermin you were so kidn to stick up fore Oona!
    ***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum


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