Furvivor: Day Four

Orange Goblin Knight: “I was told there was a cat in the dining room. Are you a cat?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, I’m an—”
Mouse: “Stop! Are you about to finally admit you’re an opossum and not a cat? Hang on, hang on.”

Momentarily …

Mouse: “Okay go ahead and finish your thought. Make sure to enunciate as clearly as possible.”

Vermin: “HISSS! Yes, yes I am a cat.”
Mouse: “That is SO not what you were going to say.”
Orange Goblin Knight: “Excellent. Wait there a moment.”

After a moment …

Green Goblin Knight: “Come down from there, cat, and choose a weapon.”
Vermin: “Pfffft! Cats don’t do what they’re told!”
Red Goblin Knight: “Oooooh! A microphone! Is this a singing competition? We were told it was a ripoff of Survivor.”
Mouse: “Yes, yes it is a singing competition. Let me get you a list of songs you can choose from.”
Producer Smurf: “I did not smurf the word ‘ripoff’!”

13 thoughts on “Furvivor: Day Four

  1. Oh songs…. Yippee! I like this one –
    “What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa
    What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
    Pussycat, pussycat, I’ve got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you
    So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose
    Pussycat, pussycat, I love you, yes, I do
    You and your pussycat nose” –
    Go on, grab that mic and give it a whirl….. 🙀 Pussycat


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