Orange Goblin Knight: “I was told there was a cat in the dining room. Are you a cat?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, I’m an—”
Mouse: “Stop! Are you about to finally admit you’re an opossum and not a cat? Hang on, hang on.”
Momentarily …
Mouse: “Okay go ahead and finish your thought. Make sure to enunciate as clearly as possible.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Yes, yes I am a cat.”
Mouse: “That is SO not what you were going to say.”
Orange Goblin Knight: “Excellent. Wait there a moment.”
After a moment …
Green Goblin Knight: “Come down from there, cat, and choose a weapon.”
Vermin: “Pfffft! Cats don’t do what they’re told!”
Red Goblin Knight: “Oooooh! A microphone! Is this a singing competition? We were told it was a ripoff of Survivor.”
Mouse: “Yes, yes it is a singing competition. Let me get you a list of songs you can choose from.”
Producer Smurf: “I did not smurf the word ‘ripoff’!”
You almost caught him, Mouse. If you hadn’t stopped Vermin, he might have finally admitted the truth about himself.
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I think “ripoff” is a bit strong. More like “loosely copied” perhaps?
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Darn! We really thought that silly critter was going to admit he wasn’t a cat!
BOL!
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny
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Being on set sure provides some interesting interactions. 😉
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Phew, what a conflict of ideas!! Vermin might just be a winner, we think…
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Mew mew mew Furvivor Chaos!! Wee love it!!!! 😉
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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Wow! Singing competition… I like to see a musical trio, Oona, Lulu & Java Bean…
Thank’s
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Now that’s a funny looking cat!
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Hmmm- a mix of Survivor and American Idol would be an interesting twist.
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Sometimes things get so mixed up and complicated…
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No KHATS to see here….just move along!
H&K&W,
Willow
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And where is the smollest of them all whilst this is going on?
Purrs,
The Chans
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Oh songs…. Yippee! I like this one –
“What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa
What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Pussycat, pussycat, I’ve got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose
Pussycat, pussycat, I love you, yes, I do
You and your pussycat nose” –
Go on, grab that mic and give it a whirl….. 🙀 Pussycat
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