Furvivor: Day Five

Red Goblin Knight: “Thanks for letting us sing as last-minute entries.”
Mouse: “Well we aim to include as many contestants as we can.”
Producer Smurf: “This is unaccsmurfable! It is not goblin mode!”
Oona: “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!”
Spicoli: “Just the situation spiraling out of control. Nothing unusual, dude.”

Mouse: “Now the song you chose is … Oh, hello there.”
The Goblin King: “What is this about a singing competition?”
Oona: “WHO IS THAT?!”
Spicoli: “That’s the Goblin King. He’s turned up here a few times before.”
Producer Smurf: “Hey! Smurf yourself back to the 80s, lead singer of Poison!”

The Goblin King: “Back to the 80s, you say … ?”
Lulu: “Uh-oh …”
Producer Smurf: “That’s right! Clearly it’s where you belong!”
Oona: “CAN I CLIMB UP HIS PUFFY SHIRT AND PLAY WITH HIS HAIR?!”
Spicoli: “I … would advise against it, dude.”

Lulu: “Well I hope Producer Smurf enjoys his visit to the 80s with a bunch of goblins.”
Charlee: “That makes one of us.”
Java Bean: “The 80s! Did they even have electricity then?”
Chaplin: “Boo! I want a refund for my ticket.”
Mouse: “None of you paid for a ticket.”
Chaplin: “So what? Give me a refund!”
Oona: “OONA ALSO WANTS A REFUND! AND OONA WANTS CHAPLIN’S REFUND, TOO!”

17 thoughts on “Furvivor: Day Five

  1. O.M.D. Well, at least none of you got goblinned off to the 80″s. But Mom does play a lot of 80’s music and it’s really good, so maybe it’s not such a bad place…as long as you could come back! XOX Xena, Lucy, Chia and Riley
    Chia *as she runs the other way*: Hey Riley, weren’t you born in the 80’s?

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  2. We’d have a bad feeling about this…but, since yesterday was the Fourth day and since you are all still here, we actually have a GOOD feeling about this!
    xoxo,
    Rosy & Sunny

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  3. Mew mew mew mew……Oona there WAS ‘lectricity back inn THE 80’ss an there was such kewl mewsic that wee lissen to heer….
    An all THE Rock Guyss were inn Hair Bandss!!! Mew mew mew…..funny rite???
    Wee think it iss heelareeus Producer Smurfed got ‘smurfed’ back to THE 80’ss!!!! 😉
    MOL BellaDharma an LOL BellaSita Mum

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  4. You grab all them refunds, Oona. My dad says the 80’s were the best for the music, but not for some other things he wouldn’t tell me about.

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