Vampire Research

Mr. Nibbles: “How much do you actually know about vampires, friend Charlee?”
Charlee: “Well I did some research and apparently they sometimes have pointy teeth, they catch fire in daylight, they like blondes …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Wrong! They sparkle in daylight!”
Spicoli: “Dude, are you getting your information from streaming Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”
Charlee: “Where else would I get it from? The library?”

Java Bean: “There’s a vampire slayer named Buffy? What kind of dog is she?”
Charlee: “She’s not a dog, she’s a former cheerleader.”
Mr. Nibbles: “The library might be a better choice than an old WB show, friend Charlee.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Ugh! No! You are going about this all wrong! Let me show you the proper thing to watch!”

Vermin: “HISSS! Okay, see, Bella needs to choose between the vampire and the werewolf, but …”
Mr. Nibbles: “I take it back. You should get your information from Buffy the Vampire Slayer instead.”
Java Bean: “Where is this? Does it rain there literally all the time?”
Spicoli: “You know, your Dada has the soundtrack to this movie too, dude.”
Charlee: “What?!”

14 thoughts on “Vampire Research

  1. Maybee youss’ need to watch “THE Hunger” with Mistur David Bowie…or “Interview With A Vampyre” with Mistur Tom Cruise an Mistur Brad Pitt. THE 1992 Bram Stoker’ss “Dracula” iss allso a furry guud movie to leern about Vampyress!
    An wee still due not think SMOL Oona iss a Vampyre Kitty 😉
    ~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an {{hugss}} BellaSita Mum


  2. OMG! Charle is looking about vampires, still? Sweet Charlee are you afraid honey?
    Eat some garlic, if the vampire want’s to bite you, the smell is going to get out them.
    Java Bean is right, call Buffy she is a profesional about vampires…
    I can’t believe Oona is a vampire… Prepare some pasta with garlic and cheesse if she eat it, is not one of them… Ask Lulu, were is she?


  3. You guys are too much! My mom loved watching Buffy but dad’s never seen it. He prefers getting his vampire and zombie information from novels.


  4. Twilight is DEFINITELY the way to research vampires….although, we recently saw a vampire that looked a bunch like Nicholas Cage….maybe you should hunt him down!
    Good luck…
    Rosy and Sunny


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