Dada’s Note: This video is from late April, less than a week after Java Bean arrived from the shelter, and the keen observer will note that Lulu is the faster of the two. This status doesn’t stay quo for very long.
Producer Smurf: “All right, let’s try to smurf ourselves together long enough to smurf some guesses as to what Bean’s genetic makeup is. First, let’s smurf from Vermin!” Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog!” Producer Smurf: “You smurfed the same guess for Lulu. Are you sure you don’t want to smurf a little more specific this time?” Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog with asymmetrical ears!” Producer Smurf: “The judges are smurfing me that ‘nasty with asymmetrical ears’ isn’t a breed, but they’ll allow it.” Java Bean: “My ears are asymmetrical?” Spicoli: “You know what would go well with that cake, dude?” Blue: “No, what?” Spicoli: “Coffee.” Blue: “They had coffee in the room next door. I can go steal some.” Chaplin: “I was sure he was going to say ‘Doritos’.” Charlee: “So was I!”
Producer Smurf: “Welcome to Round Two of ‘Guess What Went Into That Dog’! You already smurfed our contestants, so let’s smurf hello to this week’s dog, Java Bean!” Java Bean: “¡Hola!” Spicoli: “Any luck finding refreshments in the Green Room, dude?” Blue: “Well they have dog biscuits in there but they wouldn’t let me have any. I might stage a raid later.” Norman: “Did I just hear somebody say something about a raid?”