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Category: Cats
Down the Wabbit Hole
Lulu: “I’ll be pretty impressed if he can pull this off. I’m a good digger—you should see all the holes in my back yard—but I couldn’t even make a dent in these storage containers.”
Tasmanian Devil: (speaking gibberish)
Charlee: “What is he saying, exactly? Because I get the impression it’s something to do with eating us.”
Bugs Bunny: “Ehh, who can tell, Doc? But you’re not wrong, he would totally eat us all. That’s why I need the wi-fi password, so I can order him some Door Dash before he gets hangry.”
Charlee: “This is him not being hangry?!”
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Wordless Wednesday: Comfy?
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Can You Dig It?
Lulu: “You’ve got some pretty weird stuff aboard this container ship.”
Sailor: “Yeah, we pick up things from all over the place.”
Lulu: “I don’t suppose you have any patio furniture made out of meat?”
Sailor: “Hmm, let me check the manifest.”
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Why Fi?
Captain Yosemite Sam: “Listen, cat! Wi-Fi is a precious commodity! If I give out the password, there’ll be less wi-fi for m! And I’m the Captain, so I need all the wi-fi! Understand?”
Chaplin: “Not really. Maybe you could demonstrate it. Say, with a bowl of crackers?”
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Caturday Matinee: I Think We All Know Who The Real Weirdo Is
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As The Crow Flies
Charlee: “Look how high up I am. I’m definitely winning!”
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Throwback (Pooh Bear, Dennis, & Dada) Thursday: What’s That Scruffy Dog Doing Up Here?
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Wordless Wednesday: He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?
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Steve Who?
Charlee: “This is the worst-organized store I’ve ever seen.”
Lulu: “Are you sure this is Pier One?”
GPS: “BING! Of course I’m sure. I’m connected to satellites and stuff.”
Seagull: “What about bits of bread? Have you got any bits of bread?”
Chaplin: “Do I look like I would have bits of bread?”
Seagull: “Everyone looks like they would have bits of bread.”
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Pier What?
Chaplin: “So where do we have to go to get this meat-based patio furniture?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure, the picture didn’t say. I figure we can start at Pier One. They sell patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Makes sense. Should we take Dada’s car or the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Lulu: “Well, Dada’s car is kind of slow these days, and the Magic Flying Coaster has limited cargo capacity. But I have a plan.”
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Lulu’s Life Tips With Bonus Lyrics: Unwelcome to the Boomtown
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! As you may be aware, last weekend was Independence Day weekend here in the U.S., which means, among other things, that Dada had Monday off, and we all went out for a sniff around the garden center that day while his car was getting its first oil change in almost two years. So that was fun. But unfortunately, one of the “other things” among the “other things” is that there were lots of explosions, snaps, crackles, and pops, both up in the sky and all around the neighborhood. This phenomenon is sometimes referred to as a boomtown.
