Chaplin: “So? How about it? Can you call somebody in who has something that isn’t a nut or a vegetable?”
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Not Overheard Around The Multiverse
Chaplin: “So, listen, I know you giant stuffies think you’re doing me a great honor by offering me a carrot and an acorn, but what we’re really looking for is bacon.”
Java Bean: “Or chorizo!”
Chaplin: “Bacon, or chorizo. Do you have any giant stuffie friends who carry either of those?”
Lulu: “Don’t forget, this is supposed to be a safari. We’re supposed to find the stuffies ourselves.”
Chaplin: “Lulu, please. They think I’m a god. Gods don’t hunt. We collect offerings.”
Lulu: “Do they think you’re a god, or do you think you’re a god?”
Chaplin: “Do you really have to ask?”
Lulu: “No, not really.”
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Caturday Matinee: The High Road II
Are You A … ?
Java Bean: “Lulu looks worried. Does that mean I should be worried?”
Chaplin: “Not at all. This giant stuffie is offering me an acorn, so clearly it considers me to be some kind of god.”
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Throwback (Trouble) Thursday: Those Dogs Will Never Find This In Here
Dada’s Note: There is a non-zero chance that this dog toy was put in Trouble’s box by a human for nefarious blog-related purposes.
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When The Birthday Dog’s Away
Mr. Nibbles: “Aren’t you tired of sitting in that box yet, Charlee?”
Charlee: “I don’t even understand what that means.”
Blue: “I object to the portrayal of dinosaurs on that birthday banner.”
Mouse: “But not the ones in the ‘Jurassic Park’ movies?”
Blue: “I get residuals for those.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why do we have to wait for Bean before we have cake?”
Spicoli: “Because it’s Bean’s birthday, dude. Plus the baker’s not finished making it.”
Producer Smurf: “Greedy Smurf! How much longer until the cake is ready?”
Greedy Smurf: “I have to start over! I smurfed a sample taste and ended up smurfing the whole thing!”
Happy first birthday to the Bean!
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First Contact
Chaplin: “So? Do you smell any bacon?”
Lulu: “Not yet. Maybe we need to get closer to where the stuffie was.”
Java Bean: “I don’t smell any chorizo either.”
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(Disem)bark
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* We have arrived at a Multiversal destination that has stuffies, if you would like to disembark.”
Java Bean: “Whoa, hey, nobody is disembarking anybody around here!”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Let’s see this destination on the display first before we exit.”
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Caturday Matinee: The Morning Canoodle
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Hey Doghouse
Java Bean: “So this is the Doghouse of Justice? How did I never notice it in the yard all the times I’ve been running around back here?”
Lulu: “It sort of comes and goes as needed.”
Java Bean: “Oh, kind of like how sometimes there’s a tank of this in the dining room and sometimes there’s a big armoire with an old television set inside of it in the living room and sometimes those trees back there are alive and sometimes they’re dead and covered with ivy?”
Lulu: “Well we don’t really talk about any of that …”
Chaplin: “Are we discussing set inconsistencies or are we going on safari for stuffies full of bacon?”
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Into The Stuffie-Verse
Chaplin: “All right, you’ve had the box long enough. Now it’s my turn to sit in there.”
Charlee: “I reserved the box for six hours, I’m sitting in the box for six hours.”
Chaplin: “Reserved the box? Where did you that?”
Charlee: “On the box signup sheet that I made and then hid so you wouldn’t find it.”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s such a big box, friend Hipsters. Surely you can sit in it together.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “No.”
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