Spicoli: “Can I come out of the vacuum hood now, dude?”
Chaplin: “I think it’d be better for everyone if you stayed in there a little while longer.”
Mouse: “So what’s next in your quest to sell toots in a jar?”
Charlee: “Well since Lulu refuses to participate and Spicoli’s toots are questionable at best, and we don’t have any other dogs handy, I guess we’re out of luck.”
Producer Smurf: “Look at all the smurfy colors!”
Chaplin: “You ready to go in there, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Sure thing, dude. Fire it up!”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re going to make me smurf concentrated Spicoli toots.”
Charlee: “Well we didn’t want to but you’re a tough negotiator.”
Mr. Nibbles: “What’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “They’re about to switch on the toot refiner. So you might want to keep your distance.”
Spicoli: “You Hipster dudes seem to have remodeled the secret kitty lab a little bit.”
Producer Smurf: “Yeah, what are all these tubes and vials and glass bottles for? It doesn’t look very smurfy if you ask me.”
Lulu: “So you Hipsters are asking me to toot into jars for you?”
Chaplin: “Correct.”
Mouse: “What are you two looking at?”
Chaplin: “We’re just reading a story about gaseous emissions.”
Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip, about the most exciting part of the day! Now actually there are generally speaking two most exciting parts of the day: Breakfast and Dinner.
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Mini Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “You’re all going to regret this!”
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Ninja Hedgehog Potted Cactus: “Put me down!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “It’s a nice cactus. The spines aren’t too poky and it talks. I shall put it on a sunny shelf.”
Chaplin: “Unhand my pineapple, you … Wait, what was that about a sunny shelf?”
Charlee: “I can totally jump high enough to get that herring.”
Lulu: “Mr. Scrooge, here’s that potted plant that we owe the® Knights who say ‘Ni’ for using their trademarked word ‘the®’.”
Scrooge: “You can’t just barge in here. I’m meeting with other clients. Bah, humbug.”
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