I Hired Them from the Internet

Ed Nygma: “I’m sure your wall-mounted cat gymnastics set is a lot of fun, but a proper secret lair would be underground.”
Chaplin: “Oh, underground? Why didn’t you say so?”

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Lulu’s Life Tips (With Bonus Lyrics): There’s A Whole World Beneath Your Feet

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with a new life tip, plus some bonus lyrics! This week’s life tip has to do with something I’m sure everyone has seen: Yards. Lots of you have them. Lots of you have walked across them. But have you ever thought about what’s underneath them?

What’s all this then?
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Overheard Around the House

Chaplin: “What have you found out about the members of Garbage from watching their videos? Are they cats?”
Charlee: “Still not sure. They’re only happy when it rains, which is evidence against. But apparently they’re nocturnal thieves, which is evidence for.”
Chaplin: “So what’s your next move?”
Charlee: “I was thinking I would track them down in person and run some tests. Maybe I’ll try hissing at them or bouncing a toy on a string in front of them to see what they do.”

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There’s a Controversy on the Internet

Vermin: “HISS! Why are we having another meeting already? I didn’t sign up to sit through wall to wall meetings!”
Mouse: “You realize you’re free to leave any time, right?”
Lulu: “This isn’t a meeting, it’s a brainstorming session to decide what we should do about a controversy on the Internet.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Can’t we just ignore it?”

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On The Twitter

Lulu: “What are you two doing?”
Charle: “Oh we’re just looking at the Twitter.”
Chaplin: “It’s not ‘the’ Twitter, Charlee, it’s just Twitter. Like how it’s not ‘the’ Batman, it’s just Batman.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: It’s Fun to Run, but Stop for Pop

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! You may remember a recent life tip of mine to run in the space you have, and while that was and remains good advice, I would also like to remind you that sometimes it’s good top stop running so you can get a nice little chin skritch or two.

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