Lulu: “Why are you wearing a Cone of Shame? Were you biting yourself or something?”Chaplin: “It’s not a Cone of Shame. Cones of Shame are for dogs. It’s an ice cream cup with cat food smeared on the inside.” Lulu: “All right, but why… Continue Reading “The Ice Cream Cup Of Shame”
For Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day this year, I thought I would revisit all the “In Memoriam” posts from over the years of Dennis’s Diary of Destruction. There have, of course, been too many, but that’s the way it goes when your house is full… Continue Reading “Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day: All The In Memoriams”
Well, hello, Lulu. What are you sitting on?
Chaplin: “Thank you for the elevenses, Mr. Baggins. It was delicious.” Bilbo Baggins: “You’re welcome! Are you sure you got enough to eat? There’s still plenty of food left.” Chaplin: “I know, but it’s mostly fruit. That stuff will kill you.”
Bilbo Baggins: “Hello, Spicoli. What can I do for you today?” Spicoli: “Hey dude! This is my friend Chaplin. He’s on a quest for snacks.” Chaplin: “Aren’t you a little big for a gopher?”