Lulu: “Listen, guys, I’m giving you one last chance to surrender my boxes peacefully.”
Chaplin: “Sorry, we’ve turned them into our fort.”
Charlee: “We’re prepared to defend them to the very last.”
Extreme Measures
Category: Dogs
Yoots These Days
Vinny Gambini: “So you’re saying you’ve got two yoots squatting in some boxes that you own?”
Lulu: “Yes, that’s right. Well, assuming ‘yoot’ is another word for ‘cat’.”
Spicoli: “ZzzzZZzzz …”
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Silent Sunday: Sun 2 Shade
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Squatters’ Rights
Scrooge: “So you say you have a problem with squatters?”
Lulu: “Yes, that’s right.”
Scrooge: “Have you tried barking at them?”
Lulu: “Well I can’t really bark at them. They do live in the house with me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I just noticed that none of these books are law books.”
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Classic Dennis: The Battle of Thanksgiving
Today, in keeping with our holiday tradition, we present a repeat showing of a classic adventure starring Dennis, Tucker, Trixie, and Trouble. This series originally appeared back in 2009. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Supply Chain Glitches
Lulu: “Listen, I need you cats to get out of those boxes.”
Charlee: “Why?”
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Observed Around the House
Spicoli: “Dude, you should probably store the raw material for your sugar-free gum for dogs somewhere else.”
Lulu: “Why?”
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Lulu’s Life Tips: Caveat Emptor
Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This one is simple: Caveat Emptor. This is Ancient Roman for Buyer Beware.
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Focus Group Follies
Lulu: “I’d like to thank you all for volunteering for my focus group … Sorry, you on the front right, how old are you?”
Dog #6: “I’m thirty-seven!”
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Throwback (Dennis, Trixie, & Tucker) Thursday: Sleepy Heads
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Teensy Tiny Tongue-Out Tuesday
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Well They Laughed At The Man When He Discovered Penicillin
Lulu: “I’m thinking of starting a new business. Do you cats want in on the ground floor?”
Charlee: “A new business? Is this some kind of get-rich-quick scheme like Dennis used to do?”
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Lulu’s Life Tips: Humans Ask A Lot Of Stupid Questions
Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! Now, you may have heard that humans have got really big brains and are really smart, but I am here to tell you—and show you—that this is pretty much just propaganda spread by, you guessed it, humans. Just watch how long it takes my poor addlepated Dada to figure out (a) what I’m asking him to do and (b) what it is that I’ve got in my mouth:
As you can see, not only does Dada have to ask me repeatedly if I have a piggy, but at various points he becomes completely incoherent. Is it the time change? Is it not enough coffee? Is it too much Irish Cream? Or is it just that humans are not as big-brained as they would like us animals to think? I don’t know yet, but I am planning to find out. But first, if you’ll excuse me, I have a stuffie to play with.
Chaplin: “Is it a piggy?”
Lulu: “YES I HAVE GOT A PIGGY!”
Until next time, friendlies, this is Lulu, rolling over and out!
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