Category: Travel

Jokers Wild

Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?” Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!” Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”

Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:…

Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when…

Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.” Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll…

Teen Point Five Million

Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!…

to the desert!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh…

to the viking fest i meen edward sissorhands howse i meen la jolla!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after a luvly meel and dessert at the casa wot bandini bilt wot wuz also attended by a misteeryus mango minster shirt waring fan of mine hoo kind of lukd like my dada “flat…

to the casa wot bandini bilt!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav departed frum the oshunside harbor with owr kargo of abandond seefood traps and hav deliverd it to the faymus meksikan restawrant casa de bandini so now “flat stanley” and i ar at…

to the harbor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i…

to the playse wot mayks julian apple pies!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a…

to the kraftwerks myoozeum!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having moovd on frum the mishun san looeey ray after kutting saint francis of assistant a chek for crashing into his porch my toor gide flat stanley and i hav now mayd owr way…

dadas mama and dada kaym to visit and all i got to do wuz stay home!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reekall last munth my dadas mama and dada aka mimmier and pippier kaym to visit and they all went to varyus intresting playses arownd the mithikal land of suthern kalifornya but did…

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