hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i hope this message gets thru from the gofer tunnels hunter thinks he has the radio wurking so i am transmitting this in hopes sumwun can heer it i am heer on the gofer broke with the rest of the kroo sumware undergrownd trouble the kitty sabotaged our compyooters so we ar not shoor ware we ar buster the sientific vizsla is wurking on fixing up the enjins so they get us to the mithical sitty of stokholm ware he hopes to get sumthing calld a noble prize if he gets us their he shoor deservs wun meenwile tuffy the enjineer has rooted owt all the viruses in the compyooter sistem and jonesy, tinky, and sissie have the drone owt looking for sines of gofer aktivity in the visinity nuthing yet tho just sum old nibbled weeds but ennyway thats not wot reely worriez me see the problem is we dont have enny extra yooniforms so the only wun for me to ware is a red wun and we all no wot happens to kroo members hoo ware red yooniforms
oh be kwiet yoo silly protocol dog
hay did ennybuddy happen to bring sum fabric dye along on this trip?
HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH:
THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE HERE HAVE BEEN LOST UNDERGROUND. WHAT A SAD DAY. AS PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR AND RANKING NON-LOST-UNDERGROUND BOARD MEMBER OF DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS, I WILL NOW ASSUME CONTROL OF THE COMPANY.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE LOUNGING ON THE DOG-FREE COUCH … PURR PURR PURR …
hello nice reederz and brave kroo members its dennis the vizsla dog today we are preparing to lawnch the good ship Gofer Broke but before we do heer are sum pikchoors to be released to media and nooz organizashuns hoo will no dowt be cuvering this historik event in there braking nooz and top stories
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog now that my kroo is seeted and has sined there nondisklozure agreements and relees papers i am happy to annowns owr project wich is too test my theery that all the gofer holes in the wurld are connekted and ultimatly leed to the fabled undergrownd city of the gofer king deep beneath the surfas of the erth this will be a long and diffikult jurnee for my kroo and wun that i wood happy to make with them if i did not hav to run my pig powder bizness and spend a lot of time lying next to mama however i will be keeping a close aye on my kroo via dispatches from tucker and trixie and of korse the rest of the kroo will be filing dispatches with there respectiv byooros
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog heer is the form that my kroo has to sine before beginning the jurnee to the senter of the erth it is a simpul form ritten by my loyer what i hired away from trouble the kitty i am putting it online so that other brave explorer tipes can resycle it for there own yoose ok heer goes
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog today we went to fiesta iland in the mithical sitty of sandy eggo for a vizsla meetup (trixie came too even tho she is not a vizsla thats so us vizslas cud hav sumbuddy to luk down on) we had a lot of fun ther wer at leest ten other vizsla dogs their besides me and my brudder tucker the other vizsla dog sum wer small sum wer larj sum wer puppees and sum wer old men (*koff* tucker *koff*) ther wer a kuple of boy vizslas ther that havnt been to the vetnamese place for noodels yet and trixie was reel flirty with them i had no ideea my sister wuz such a trollop
i thawt i wood be able to run sirkles arownd tucker since he is so old and feebul and i hav so much enerjy now but insted he is still faster and mor manoovrable then me i gess he wuz having a gud day i think mama is giving him illisit performans enhansing drugz he duznt hav the endoorans ennymore but he still has the mooves i will hav to go to mor ajility classes and sumday i will be abel to beet him until then at leest i can always stay ahed of trixie ha ha ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot the skunk came arownd agin last nite yoo may remember that the last time the skunk stopd by my sister trixie the chow-shepherd hoggd all the nice skunk spray for herself well she did it agin she and tucker charjd owt in the middel of the nite barking tucker didnt get enny of the yummy skunk joos tho just trixie its not fare that she gets to have all the fun but then agin mama was pretty mad at trixie and tucker for running owtside like that
becuz it was too late to give trixie a bath she had to stay owt the hole nite mama sed if trixie wants to play with the skunk then she can sleep with the skunk so maybe im glad i stayd in the nice warm bed the skunk smels nice but id rather cuddel mama and dada than the skunk
today mama got home erly and gave trixie a bath with her speshul skunk remover and then washed her with baby powdur shampoo and then she rubbed trixie all over with branches from the rosemerry bush so now trixie smels like a skunk that rolld arownd in talkum powder and then got into the spice cabinet oh wel at leest she got to come back in the howse and i bet mama will lok her in after dark this time ha ha ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i herd that the guvnor is giving evrybuddy a taks refund so i wanted to say too things furst i want to say “thanks guvnor” and second i want to let evrywun no what i am going to do with my taks refund i am going to start my own small bizness selling pig powder
So the other day while I was talking with the vet about Trouble, I referred to her (the cat, not the vet) as “Trudy”. Momentarily confused, the vet said, “Oh … I thought her name was Trouble?” I told the vet that “Trudy” was one of Trouble’s nicknames, and we went on with our conversation. That got me thinking, though, about just how many nicknames our animals have, and whether or not other people’s pets have nicknames too.
Anyway, just to prevent any future confusion, here are all of the various names by which we might refer to our various pets, along with etymology (if both non-obvious and available) and use-case scenarios.