we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!!  dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in fud and toyz and owtfits and flyball and adjility oh and also to pay the mortgadj so if i can mayk lots of munny for him then dada wil not need to wurk anymore simple rite???  and yoo no wot that meenz it is time to tern to my old frends the afrikan bankers!!!  ummmm or in this kayse the fbi!!!

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happee noo yeer!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!!  or as i like to call it happy lazy mama and dada day they slept until like sevven oklock kan yoo beleev it???  finaly i had to just start likking them in the fayse to wayk them up!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show!!! no longer feetchering folk singers!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for now i hav givin up on the folk singers becuz the all seem to have an abnormal attatchmint to cats so insted i hav deesided to tayk tuckers sugjestchun for sumwun diffrent to rite me a theem song and so welkum mister ozzy ozzborn!!!

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employment reekwest or mr walter smith waysts my time!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel aparently tucker gayv all those televizhun shows my kontakt informayshun becuz i hav started gitting bils frum them to reepayr the damadj he did to there catering tabels and the fud wot he ayt not to menshun the injereez he allejedly inflikted upon there hosts contestants or speshul gests now of korse as yoo no i reesently lost my entire pig powders fortchoon in yet another unfortchoonat industryal aksident wot wuz not my fawlt and didnt involv me dooing ennything ilegal but stil the end reesult is that i dont hav the fundz to pay theez bils fortchoonatly i hav kept menny valyooabul email offers in reeserv for just sutch an emerjency!!!

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urjent reply agin!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile i am stil trapd in the boiler rum with my noo frend the boiler rum broker wile owtside the mini macgyvers continyoo to run wild that duz not meen i am resting on my laurel and hardies!!!  no in fakt i am hard at wurk helping my noo frend the boiler rum broker drum up investers for my pig powders bizness now the broker askd me if i had enny frends or relativs wot mite want to invest but unfortchoonatly my frends and relativs ar mostly dogs and kitties and stuffies nun of wich ar noted for having lardj sums of cash lying arownd to invest so yoo no wot that meens!!!  it is time to turn wunse agin to my old buddies the african bankers!!!

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fatima!!! but not the playse ware a mirakul happend!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i menshund the other day my eksperimental rocket powerd majik flying coaster tuk tucker and flew away over the pasific oshun and so i need to hire a boat to go find it and tucker too i gess if he is stil nearby wherever it landed but unfortchoonatly i am a bit short of cash wot with the ekspenses of starting up yet another bizness and plus with my distribyooshun problems i hav not ben able to ship a single coaster yet so ennyway that meens i need an infyoozhun of munny and yoo no wot that meens — african bankers!!!

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git yore own desk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot to reskew me and the other dogs from the dinosawrs and so i hav wunse agin turnd to the only forse powerful enuf to reskew the wurld from finanshul rooin thats rite its the african bankers!!!

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