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we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!!  dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in… Continue Reading “we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!”

happee noo yeer!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!!  or as i like to call it happy lazy mama and dada day they slept until like sevven oklock kan yoo beleev it???  finaly i had to just start likking them in… Continue Reading “happee noo yeer!!!”

its the sunday awards and meem show!!! no longer feetchering folk singers!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for now i hav givin up on the folk singers becuz the all seem to have an abnormal attatchmint to cats so insted i hav deesided to tayk tuckers sugjestchun for sumwun diffrent to… Continue Reading “its the sunday awards and meem show!!! no longer feetchering folk singers!!!”

employment reekwest or mr walter smith waysts my time!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel aparently tucker gayv all those televizhun shows my kontakt informayshun becuz i hav started gitting bils frum them to reepayr the damadj he did to there catering tabels and the fud wot he ayt… Continue Reading “employment reekwest or mr walter smith waysts my time!!!”

urjent reply agin!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile i am stil trapd in the boiler rum with my noo frend the boiler rum broker wile owtside the mini macgyvers continyoo to run wild that duz not meen i am resting on… Continue Reading “urjent reply agin!!!”

fatima!!! but not the playse ware a mirakul happend!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i menshund the other day my eksperimental rocket powerd majik flying coaster tuk tucker and flew away over the pasific oshun and so i need to hire a boat to go find it and… Continue Reading “fatima!!! but not the playse ware a mirakul happend!!!”

git yore own desk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot… Continue Reading “git yore own desk!!!”

is mrs sister mary williams a nun or wot???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel becuz the doghowse of justiss has ben destroyd by a dinosawr i find myself in need of funds to rebild it or perhaps to go bak into the joorasik and retreev it before the dinosawr… Continue Reading “is mrs sister mary williams a nun or wot???”

git bak to ware yoo wunse belongd

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i hav wun sum sort of british lottry gud timing eh???  after all i hav a lardj loan owt for all the wurk on the doghowse of justiss plus firefiting bills!!!!

deerest wun confidenshul

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot… Continue Reading “deerest wun confidenshul”

mr mark lusee or lusee mark or wotever

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sinse my gold card has ben confiskayted i am bak to trying to get munny frum my gud frends the african bankers forchoonatly for me the air travel sistem over their seems to be verry… Continue Reading “mr mark lusee or lusee mark or wotever”

master of my domayn

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i just fownd owt that dada bawt me my own domayn it is http://www.dennisthevizsla.com but dont bother clicking on becuz it will just tayk yoo rite bak heer ennyway as i am shoor… Continue Reading “master of my domayn”

misteeryus pakajez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just… Continue Reading “misteeryus pakajez”

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