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we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!!  dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in fud and toyz and owtfits and flyball and adjility oh and also to pay the mortgadj so if i can mayk lots of munny for him then dada wil not need to wurk anymore simple rite???  and yoo no wot that meenz it is time to tern to my old frends the afrikan bankers!!!  ummmm or in this kayse the fbi!!!

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happee noo yeer!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!!  or as i like to call it happy lazy mama and dada day they slept until like sevven oklock kan yoo beleev it???  finaly i had to just start likking them in the fayse to wayk them up!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show!!! no longer feetchering folk singers!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel for now i hav givin up on the folk singers becuz the all seem to have an abnormal attatchmint to cats so insted i hav deesided to tayk tuckers sugjestchun for sumwun diffrent to rite me a theem song and so welkum mister ozzy ozzborn!!!

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employment reekwest or mr walter smith waysts my time!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel aparently tucker gayv all those televizhun shows my kontakt informayshun becuz i hav started gitting bils frum them to reepayr the damadj he did to there catering tabels and the fud wot he ayt not to menshun the injereez he allejedly inflikted upon there hosts contestants or speshul gests now of korse as yoo no i reesently lost my entire pig powders fortchoon in yet another unfortchoonat industryal aksident wot wuz not my fawlt and didnt involv me dooing ennything ilegal but stil the end reesult is that i dont hav the fundz to pay theez bils fortchoonatly i hav kept menny valyooabul email offers in reeserv for just sutch an emerjency!!!

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urjent reply agin!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile i am stil trapd in the boiler rum with my noo frend the boiler rum broker wile owtside the mini macgyvers continyoo to run wild that duz not meen i am resting on my laurel and hardies!!!  no in fakt i am hard at wurk helping my noo frend the boiler rum broker drum up investers for my pig powders bizness now the broker askd me if i had enny frends or relativs wot mite want to invest but unfortchoonatly my frends and relativs ar mostly dogs and kitties and stuffies nun of wich ar noted for having lardj sums of cash lying arownd to invest so yoo no wot that meens!!!  it is time to turn wunse agin to my old buddies the african bankers!!!

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fatima!!! but not the playse ware a mirakul happend!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i menshund the other day my eksperimental rocket powerd majik flying coaster tuk tucker and flew away over the pasific oshun and so i need to hire a boat to go find it and tucker too i gess if he is stil nearby wherever it landed but unfortchoonatly i am a bit short of cash wot with the ekspenses of starting up yet another bizness and plus with my distribyooshun problems i hav not ben able to ship a single coaster yet so ennyway that meens i need an infyoozhun of munny and yoo no wot that meens — african bankers!!!

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git yore own desk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot to reskew me and the other dogs from the dinosawrs and so i hav wunse agin turnd to the only forse powerful enuf to reskew the wurld from finanshul rooin thats rite its the african bankers!!!

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is mrs sister mary williams a nun or wot???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel becuz the doghowse of justiss has ben destroyd by a dinosawr i find myself in need of funds to rebild it or perhaps to go bak into the joorasik and retreev it before the dinosawr steps on it and also of korse now that i hav the gofer broke bak i hav to put together a new ekspedishun to find the undergrownd kingdum of the gofers unfortchoonatly in this tuff ekonomy it is hard to find ventcher kapitol and so i am wunse agin turning to those finanseers hoo hav so offen ayded ontroponoors such as myself yes of korse i am tawking abowt randum peepul frum afrika and the middel eest wot kontakt me owt of the bloo and want to giv me munny lets see what offers i hav wayting for me rite now!!!

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git bak to ware yoo wunse belongd

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i hav wun sum sort of british lottry gud timing eh???  after all i hav a lardj loan owt for all the wurk on the doghowse of justiss plus firefiting bills!!!!

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deerest wun confidenshul

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot of effort and munny to bild up owr defenses at the doghowse of justiss and so i hav wunse agin turnd to my frends the afrikan bankers in the hope of gitting sum ekstra funding for the skwirrel patrol

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mr mark lusee or lusee mark or wotever

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sinse my gold card has ben confiskayted i am bak to trying to get munny frum my gud frends the african bankers forchoonatly for me the air travel sistem over their seems to be verry unreliabul so their is no shortaj of ded bank customers with inactiv akkownts!!!!

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master of my domayn

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i just fownd owt that dada bawt me my own domayn it is http://www.dennisthevizsla.com but dont bother clicking on becuz it will just tayk yoo rite bak heer ennyway as i am shoor yoo no a domayn is a playse on the internets but wot yoo may not be aware of is that the hole domayn sistem got its naym frum a verry famus episode of the noted dokyoomentary televizhun seereez calld sinefeld wich wuz abowt a geometry professor (thats why he wuz calld “sinefeld”) and his colleegs in this partiklar episode uf wich i speek all the mane karakters got domayns and then had a contest to see hooze cud get the most traffic i dont want to spoyl it for yoo by telling yoo hoo wun but …

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misteeryus pakajez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just yoozd gnome like evrywun else hoo runs ubuntu then i wood hav ben abel to post but no he has to tweek this and that and the other thing and install sumthing calld pekwm jeez yoo wood think he wuz yoozing gentoo or sumthing he is such a nerd ha ha

wel ennyway wile i was in … incommun … wile i wuz beeing kept off the compyooter, a kuple of verry larj and misteeryus pakajez arrivd at the howse:

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