hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel last week i had to adress roomers wot trixie and saya had gawn to the harbor withowt me and now this week their is anuther skurrilus roomer wot they went to see the kiropraktor withowt me!!! reedikyoolus yes reedikyoolus i say!!!
* Technically Dennis is not a thief, as the honey was offered to him, but there isn’t a song called “The Dog Who Ate Honey With Permission”.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that shoor wuz a wirlwind toor of the sandy eggo areea wot “flat stanley” tuk me on over the last sevral weeks!!! unfortchoonatly it seems to hav konklooded with “flat stanley” going to flat jail for varyus reezuns wile i as an innosent kidnap viktim hav ben reemanded to the kustodee of my sister the byootiful trixie!!! and wot hav i fownd wayting for me??? an award frum my noo frend aquileana chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i ekspekted the mareenz hav triumfd over the ninja hedjhogs attempt to burn down camp pendeltun the fire is now seventy persent contaynd wich meenz that their is no chanse at all that it wil reech the doghowse of justiss so thanks to evrywun hoo wuz wurreed abowt us!!!