Tag: accidents

rayd!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it seems that after choaking down a kuple of snayls i now hav the ninja hedjhogs kompleetly foold!!! in fakt i wuz pikd to go on sum sort of top seekret verry important rayd with them!!! i can only imadjin wot sort of nefaryus items we mite be steeling!!! weppons??? nookular mateeryal??? hanna montanna rekords??? soon i wil find owt wot the first peese of there master plan is!!!

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WHAT DOGS?

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY.  IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME SEEM TO HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE THREE BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT USED TO STEP ON ME.  NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH; TRUE, THERE HAVE BEEN A SERIES OF BIZARRE AND UNAVOIDABLE ACCIDENTS THAT RESULTED IN MY NOT GETTING STEPPED ON ANYMORE, BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM; I AM JUST A HUMBLE KITTY AND NOT SOME SORT OF EVIL MASTERMIND.  PURR PURR PURR.

NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I AM BEHIND ON MY NINE HOURS OF SLEEPING THIS MORNING.  PURR PURR PURR.

Rockin’ In The V World

There’s a vizsla on the field
Ready to run
Up-n-down the big A-frame
And he thinks the tunnel’s fun
But there’s a teeter-totter on the course ahead
When it teeters and it totters it might hit him on the head
He wants his treat but simply not that bad
So he’ll try to go and do the dog-walk instead

Keep on rockin’ in the V world,
Keep on rockin’ in the V world,
Keep on rockin’ in the V world,
Keep on rockin’ in the V world.

So the effort to acclimate Dennis to the wobble board continues.  Here in this first video, we can see a couple of things:

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