desprit times call for desprit mezhures!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd i hav ben unaybel to convinse ennywun that theez alien snayls ar a thret despite the eevil and insiddyus effekt they hav ben having on tucker and trixie chek it owt!!!

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The Kingdom of the Gophers

Now that I have finally returned to the Archeology Department after my long sojourn in deep space, I am at last able to return to my primary mission of ferreting out ancient secrets and uncovering hidden civilizations. My first task upon my return is to resume my long-idle quest to find the subterranean kingdom of the gophers, accompanied by my new graduate student assistant, a young tough named, appropriately enough, Mutt.

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