Swordfish

Charlee: “Who are you, exactly? And how did you know I was looking for a hacker? Did the mouse call you?”
Swordfish: “You can call me ‘Swordfish‘. And no, the mouse didn’t call me. I have my own ways of getting information, on account of I’m a top-notch hacker.”

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Unsolved Fishteries

Ron Burgundy: “So you’re the one who’s been cooking fish in the microwave!”
Charlee: “Well technically I’m just heating it up. It was cooked when we got it.”
Ron Burgundy: “Don’t try those Fox Mulder semantic games with me! Next you’ll be claiming it was aliens in UFOs!”

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Batman’s Rescue Rangers

Alexandra: “So you’re not aliens who are here to harvest our brains?”
Batman: “No. I’m Batman and this is my sidekick, the Dog Wonder.”
Lulu: “I hired you, remember? How am I the sidekick here?”
Batman: “Now, Dog Wonder, it’s bad form for heroes to quibble about credit in front of the helpless civilians.”

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In Space, No One Can Hear You Auto-Tune

Valerie: “That weird hyper-advanced alien car is getting closer!”
Melody: “Press more buttons!”
Alexandra: “Do you really think randomly mashing buttons and pulling levers is the right approach to avoiding a collision?”
Josie: “It seems to work for making our songs.”
Alexandra: “That’s debatable.”

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Observed Around the Plateau

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: “Behind me you can see the latest discovery here on the Nazca plateau: A giant drawing of a cat.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show post tanksgiving edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! this week we hav got wun award frum my gud frends coco and tiffy its the dog blog award chek it owt!!!

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