Bigmouth: “You give Bigmouth tacos when we get back to San Diego, right?”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli promised to smurf you a hundred bags of Doritos.”
Spicoli (from inside house): “Dude! I did not!”
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Say hello to “Sulu” and “Uhuru”, the foster kittens! This is “Sulu”, the boy kitten, who can’t wait to get out of the carrier:
And “Uhuru”, the girl kitten, who looks both ways before crossing the street:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for voting for my dadas buk!!! tooday he fownd owt that he wun last weeks pitch perfekt award!!! i think that meenz ekstra cookeez for me now luk he eeven sed so in the post wot i just stole frum his blog!!! yoo all saw it!!! now he has to giv me the cookeez it is in riting and evrything!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i wuz planning to do a post tooday to tel yoo abowt my noo plan for how now that i am maybe probly ten i am going to start pulling my wayt around the howse and in fakt arownd the entire mithikal land of america!!! however dadas kompyooter wot i yooze to do my posts had a hard drive krash and is kurrently having its brayn transplanted frum a time masheen!!! or sumthing like that!!! i am a little fuzzy!!! and also i do not kwite grasp the konsept!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i kil me ennyway i am pritty shoor dada is dooing sumthing with the time-space kontinyooum to git the kompyooter wurking agin!!!
Greetings, quivering civilians! This is Saya the Mighty, reporting from points north. You may have noticed that I’ve been away at summer camp for longer than I originally planned. I am doing much too well here to leave. See if I’m not!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo evrywun for yore tayl wags and krossd paws for my dadas dada he is owt of the hospital and bak at home!!! now we just hav to reebuk there trip so we can hav a proper joyus reeyoonyun!!! ok bye
Hello nice readers, Dennis’s Dada here. Unfortunately the news on Tucker is not so good — he has not wanted to eat much since yesterday afternoon. Today has seen a worsening in GI symptoms from both directions, to put it delicately. After consulting with his internist, the conclusion is that the new treatment is not working. We are pulling Tucker off most of his other medications except for Cyclosporine and Soloxine and starting him on Prednisolone tomorrow in a last-ditch effort to get his IBD back under control. The internist is giving this a 50-50 chance of working in Tucker’s case. We should be able to tell within a few days if there’s any positive movement. Tucker is a little fighter and has bounced back so many times from health scares that it’s been said he has more lives than a cat, so we’re all hoping he can surprise us one more time. If any dog can do that in this situation, it’s Tucker! But if anyone has a few tail wags and purrs to spare, the whole gang here in the mythical land of Oceanside would appreciate it. 🙂
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay altho i am kurrently langwishing in prizzin for nonpayment of takses i wanted to tayk a moment to let evrywun no that my frend meadow the other reskyew vizsla is a finalist in a kontest to win ten thowsand dollarz for her reskyew groop in the mithical land of noo england!!! yoo can reed all abowt it at her blog!!! for those of yoo hoo do not no her meadow is a vizsla dog hoo wuz lost in the arktik waystland of upstayt noo york for three whole winterz!!! wow that is eeven wurse than wen i wuz lost in the canyon!!! ennyway if yoo do not no her go say hello and if yoo ar on the faysebuk and wood like to help her win yoo can vote for pedro!!! i meen meadow!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am afrayd i hav to interrupt the story of my kwest to unkover the seekrets of the mithical iland of catalinalantis to pass along the sad nooz that my sister trouble the kitty went away