The makers of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™ are proud to announce another new labor-saving device for people who have kitchens! Are you tired of having to manually defrost and clean your refrigerator? Are you tired of cleansers, sprays, sponges, and cloths? Is there mysterious squishy leftover food in the back of the refrigerator that you are afraid to touch, even with gloves on? Well, we have your solution: The new and improved Vizsl-A-Matic 10000™, featuring all the features of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™, plus remote audio control for many functions**!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i hav herd mama and dada saying that they need a noo hot water heeter becuz the wun in the garadj isnt wurking properly ennymore now i am not shoor how much yoo no abowt hot water heeters but wot they do is heet up hot water and — hay why do they need to heet it if it is alreddy hot??? this sownds like sum sort of scam like that dehydrayted water wot i bawt a wile bak!!!! wel ennyway for those of yoo hoo ar not familyar with how a water heeter wurks heer is a cross sekshun showing there normal operayshun:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav lernd throo kayrful observayshun abowt a majikal device in the kitchen wot is nown as the dishwasher this misteeryus boks tayks dishes that ar coverd with yummy fud residoo and after beeing closed for a wile prodooses dishes wot ar kleen and shiny and not verry yummy ennymore this is wot this contrapshun luks like: