hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that i am sutch a big time athleet i hav started waring speshul geer to enshoor that i hav a long and lookrativ karear in flyball and adjility check it owt:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? yesterday i went to my first reel flyball turnamint ware i akchooally compeeted how abowt that??? now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking wow dennis so tel us wot is the life of a profeshunal dog athleet like wel yoo ar in luk becuz i am heer as a profeshunal dog athleet to tel yoo all abowt it!!!
Hello good readers, this is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, scurrilous notes have appeared, anonymously of course, suggesting that I stole Dennis’s breakfast. But does this claim really hold up under scrutiny? Let’s examine the facts. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!