Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: The Final Round

Mr. Nibbles: “All right, Mr. Dennis, I’ve got your itinerary for your trip to D.C.”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Producer Smurf: “Okay, ha ha, very funny, you put the show runner in a cage. Now smurf me out of here. Pink Panther, it’s your turn to smurf on the ant.”
Pink Panther: “I think I’m pretty happy out here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, we’re rolling. Do something interesting.”

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Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two

Dennis: “… well I don’t think I’ve actually been to Mars, but I’ve been lots of other places, like Planet Costco and the Star League space bowling alley …”
Mouse: “I cannot believe NASA hasn’t hung up on you yet.”
Adam Ant: “Excuse me, but how much longer will I be expected to stand here listening to that dog talk on the phone?”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Stop smurfing around on the phone with NASA! We have a show to smurf and we’re behind schedule!”
Dennis: “… oh and one time I got turned into a chicken by a space chicken. Then we went to their home planet and …”

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We Don’t Need ANTother Hero


Vermin: “HISSS! I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.”
Mouse: “Actually, I’m wondering how you called this meeting. I have your account blocked from scheduling the conference room.”
Vermin: “Oh I gave the stoner dog a bag of Doritos and he let me use his account to book the room.”

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