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Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

The Operative Word

James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you…

Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when…

Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.” Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll…

Caturday Matinee: The Amazing Spider-Cat

Everybody Must Get Stoned

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Lower Education

Pure Vizsla Charm

Overheard Around Roadside America

Visiting Hours

Hypothetically Overheard Around The House

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