Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons….
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Carpet Turtle: “That infernal lung-powered device of yours popped all my balloons, mammal.” Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”
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Category: Cats, DogsTags: balloons, bears, Cats, covid-19, Dogs, economic relief, german shepherds, isolation, television, turtles
Posted on February 23, 2020
by The Oceanside Animals
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Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:
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Pennywise McDonald: “Anybody want a balloon?”
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Posted on February 24, 2019
by The Oceanside Animals
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Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”
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Posted on February 25, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you…
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Posted on February 18, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when…
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Posted on February 11, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”
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Posted on February 4, 2018
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.” Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll…
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Posted on October 6, 2013
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Posted on September 29, 2013
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Category: Dogs, VizslasTags: a christmas story, arthur, balloons, college, Dogs, field mice, german shepherds, guinea pigs, inconceivable, never say die, ninja hedgehogs, ol' blue, poop bags, public safety, raids, ralphie, textbooks, the goonies, Vizslas
Posted on September 15, 2013
by Dennis the Vizsla
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