Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!”
Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when you’re all smurfed up and then nobody can smurf what you’re smurfing to smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Stop smurfing ‘smurf’! Dogs don’t get to smurf ‘smurf’! Only smurfs get to smurf ‘smurf’!”
Spicoli: “Sorry, what? I didn’t smurf that. Could you smurf it again, a little smurfier this time, and try to smurf your smurfs more smurfily?”
Mouse: “Enough! The next person who uses ‘smurf’ as a general purpose word is getting kicked out of this basket and can find his own way home!”

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Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!”
Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

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Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll ship him back here on their own dime!”

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Overheard Around Roadside America

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its the reetern of the sunday awards and meem show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  my frends over at donna and the dogs gave me a kuple of awards and yoo no wot that meens!!!  that meens its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!!

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me vs the kranky turtel!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd abowt a turtel wot wuz taypd to sum balloons heer in oshunside wel it terns owt he is sum sort of intrepid eksplorer turtel and is also verry kranky chek it owt!!!

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