K-Park

Red Panda: “These are eucalyptus trees. You know I’m not a koala, right?”
Lulu: “The bamboo is on the other side of the park.”
Java Bean: “Okay now I own this sign.”
Koala #1: “CRIKEY! GET OFF ME LAWN YA BOGANS!”

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Bad Tradecraft

Lulu: “I think Mama might have a bamboo plant on the bathroom. Are you a bamboo aficionado?”
Red Panda: “Yes, very much so.”
Agent Frenchie: “That was quick thinking covering up the papers with your own body, Agent Blaze.”
Agent Blaze: “Paint me like one of your French bulldogs, Jack.”
Agent Frenchie: “Stop saying that. It’s disturbing.”
Charlee: “You do realize none of that paperwork is anything secret, right?”
Agent McFold: “What?! You read it?”
Charlee: “No, I just know all the important papers are in the safe in the office.”
Agent McFold: “A safe, you say … ?”

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