The Ninja Afterbath

Lulu: “… And then the red panda escaped while the ninja was tossing her cookies!”
Chaplin: “A ninja who tosses cookies? What flavor were they?”
Lulu: “Umm, vomit flavor I guess? I was a little busy rolling around.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: How Not To Watch Your Exhibitionist Roommate Taking A Bath

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This is a simple one: If you have an exhibitionist roommate who insists on taking a bath when you’re sitting right there, you are not required to look at them. It’s difficult, but it can be done. Let me show you how!

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