Batman: “So tell me, have you ever considered adding cat ears to your uniform?”
Uhura: “Captain, we’ve locked onto the target destination for Josie and the Pussycats. Also, requesting permission to smack Batman upside the head.”
Captain Kirk: “Permission granted. Scotty, beam our guests down after Uhura smacks Batman.”
Captain Kirk: “Mr. Scott! Nine to beam aboard. Plus a car.”
Mr. Scott: “Aye-aye, Captain.”
Bleep: “Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!”
Lulu: “I never had a stuffie that went ‘Bleep’ before. I feel like I’m being sweared at.”
Sebastian: “It’s the latest thing. Fully electronic.”
Valerie: “I have my doubts about this re-entry vehicle.”
Batman: “Don’t worry, Eartha, it’s perfectly safe. It will return your friends to Earth and then come back for us. Meanwhile, could you ladies put your Catwoman ears back on?”
Alexandra: “So you’re not aliens who are here to harvest our brains?”
Batman: “No. I’m Batman and this is my sidekick, the Dog Wonder.”
Lulu: “I hired you, remember? How am I the sidekick here?”
Batman: “Now, Dog Wonder, it’s bad form for heroes to quibble about credit in front of the helpless civilians.”
Valerie: “That weird hyper-advanced alien car is getting closer!”
Melody: “Press more buttons!”
Alexandra: “Do you really think randomly mashing buttons and pulling levers is the right approach to avoiding a collision?”
Josie: “It seems to work for making our songs.”
Alexandra: “That’s debatable.”
Lulu: “The launch pad is on a truck! No wonder it keeps showing up in different places!”
Chaplin: “That’s no truck. That’s the world’s biggest ‘no’ bottle.”
Charlee: “Yeah, why don’t you two go investigate and report back to us with what you find?”
Chaplin: “If you need us, we’ll be back at the Krispy Kreme napping near the thing that keeps the doughnuts warm.”
Batman: “The cats have finally had enough, Dog Wonder! It’s down to you and me now!”
Lulu: “‘Finally’? I expected them to get bored and leave four or five panels ago.”
Charlee: “You can’t park here. It’s a handicapped spot.”
Batman: “I’m a grown man who dresses up like a bat and beats up criminals. I’m definitely handicapped.”
Charlee: “I don’t think that’s the kind of ‘handicapped’ they’re talking about.”
Lulu: “Let’s keep driving around until the sign lights up! Then the doughnuts will be fresh!”
Batman: “No time for that, Dog Wonder! We must go inside and confront the Riddler!”
Chaplin: “I can see why Ed would like this place. He’s got a thing for that shade of yellowish grey.”
Lulu: “It doesn’t look like that guy you hired did a very good job erasing the graffiti.”
Chaplin: “It’s so hard to find good help these days.”
Spicoli: “Maybe that’s because you hired somebody who ran away from the circus, dude.”
Batman: “It’s one of the Riddler’s riddles! Ed, you evil genius!”
Mouse: “Ed didn’t write this. That clown did.”
Batman: “What clown?”
Mouse: “The clown hiding behind that equipment over there.”
Joker: “Tee-hee!”
Lulu: “All right, so it sounds like the next thing we need to do is find Chaplin and the Riddler.”
Batman: “Excellent plan, Dog Wonder! So who is this ‘Chaplin’? Is he a villain with a little mustache and a bowler hat?”
Spicoli: “Close, dude. He’s a cat with a soul patch.”
Batman: “A cat with a soul patch? Diabolical! How will we ever track down such a fiend?”
Charlee: “I’ll just wave this flirt pole around a little.”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, why do you still smurf your sunglasses when you’re sleeping?”
Spicoli: “I think you mean trying to sleep, dude. And I wear them because it’s so bright here.”
Producer Smurf: “But why don’t you go smurf somewhere that’s not so bright?”
Spicoli: “Because then it would be too dark to see with my sunglasses on.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, of course.”
Chaplin: “So you’re saying I have to watch this entire movie and it will give me the answer to whether it’s ‘Batman’ or ‘The Batman’?”
Ed Nygma: “Correct.”
Chaplin: “What was the point of my showing you all around the house and revealing our secret lair in the basement?”
Ed Nygma: “To make sure you had room to store all the snacks we’ll need to make it through the film.”
Spicoli: “Did I hear someone say ‘snacks’?”
Charlee: “Thanks for getting here so fast, Lulu! This is where Josie and the Pussycats were supposed to perform when they got shot into space.”
Lulu: “Don’t thank me, thank Batman. He drives like a maniac. Come on, Batman, let’s go inside!”
Batman: “Just a minute, Dog Wonder! First I want to use my Batphone to take a selfie with the launch platform in the background.”
Charlee: “Lulu, is your friend there trying to take a selfie using an analog phone handset?”
Lulu: “Yes, he is. It’s best just to nod and go along with him.”
Lulu: “So what do you think, Mr. Batman?”
Batman: “I think I’m going to send Sugar Glider up this tree to fetch me down some mangoes. They look perfectly ripe.”
Sugar Glider: “You’re really going to keep calling me ‘Sugar Glider’?”
Batman: “Could be worse. I could be calling you ‘Martian Manhunter’.”
