Snackvestigators

Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, why do you still smurf your sunglasses when you’re sleeping?”
Spicoli: “I think you mean trying to sleep, dude. And I wear them because it’s so bright here.”
Producer Smurf: “But why don’t you go smurf somewhere that’s not so bright?”
Spicoli: “Because then it would be too dark to see with my sunglasses on.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, of course.”

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Well That Clears Things Up

Chaplin: “So you’re saying I have to watch this entire movie and it will give me the answer to whether it’s ‘Batman’ or ‘The Batman’?”
Ed Nygma: “Correct.”
Chaplin: “What was the point of my showing you all around the house and revealing our secret lair in the basement?”
Ed Nygma: “To make sure you had room to store all the snacks we’ll need to make it through the film.”
Spicoli: “Did I hear someone say ‘snacks’?”

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Launch Pawty

Charlee: “Thanks for getting here so fast, Lulu! This is where Josie and the Pussycats were supposed to perform when they got shot into space.”
Lulu: “Don’t thank me, thank Batman. He drives like a maniac. Come on, Batman, let’s go inside!”
Batman: “Just a minute, Dog Wonder! First I want to use my Batphone to take a selfie with the launch platform in the background.”
Charlee: “Lulu, is your friend there trying to take a selfie using an analog phone handset?”
Lulu: “Yes, he is. It’s best just to nod and go along with him.”

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Observed Around The Deserted Island

Lulu: “So what do you think, Mr. Batman?”
Batman: “I think I’m going to send Sugar Glider up this tree to fetch me down some mangoes. They look perfectly ripe.”
Sugar Glider: “You’re really going to keep calling me ‘Sugar Glider’?”
Batman: “Could be worse. I could be calling you ‘Martian Manhunter’.”

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Batman And …

Robin: “Holy sunken boat, Batman!”
Batman: “What have I told you about making stupid ‘holy’ puns, Robin?”
Robin: “Sorry, Batman.”
Batman: “That’s all right. Let’s get this lettle vessel towed up onto the beach for inspection.”

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I Hired Them from the Internet

Ed Nygma: “I’m sure your wall-mounted cat gymnastics set is a lot of fun, but a proper secret lair would be underground.”
Chaplin: “Oh, underground? Why didn’t you say so?”

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Overheard Around the House

Chaplin: “What have you found out about the members of Garbage from watching their videos? Are they cats?”
Charlee: “Still not sure. They’re only happy when it rains, which is evidence against. But apparently they’re nocturnal thieves, which is evidence for.”
Chaplin: “So what’s your next move?”
Charlee: “I was thinking I would track them down in person and run some tests. Maybe I’ll try hissing at them or bouncing a toy on a string in front of them to see what they do.”

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There’s a Controversy on the Internet

Vermin: “HISS! Why are we having another meeting already? I didn’t sign up to sit through wall to wall meetings!”
Mouse: “You realize you’re free to leave any time, right?”
Lulu: “This isn’t a meeting, it’s a brainstorming session to decide what we should do about a controversy on the Internet.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Can’t we just ignore it?”

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its a sunday awards and meem show reepet of its the sunday awards and meem show name game forth of julie edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile my dada is off in the mithikal land of noo york heer is a reepeet of an old sunday awards and meem show wot also happend to fall neer the forth of julie!!! this wun feetcherd a name game sponsord by my gud frend frankie furter and so hense its naym the sunday awards and meem show name game forth of julie edishun!!! ok bye

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its the sunday awards and meem show name game forth of julie edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show forth of julie edishun!!! now i am not shoor hoo julie is or why their ar for of her or why the forth wun gits a holiday but their yoo go hoo nos why hyoomans do wot they do not me!!!

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dy-no-mite!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i overherd trouble and her weerd nome frend plotting to blow up the hole wot tucker went down!!!  i hav to go tawk to trixie she wil no wot to do!!!

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