Tag: big trouble in little china

Lo Panning Negotiations

Mr. Nibbles: “Thanks for asking me to handle these negotiations. Let’s start by setting expectations. Lo Pan, what would you like to get out of these discussions?” Lo Pan: “I would like to get these cats off my head.” Mr. Nibbles: “Well, that’s something…

Hi Pan

Lo Pan: “So your names are Miss Charlie and Mr. Chaplin? I am ever so pleased to meet you.” Charlee: “Look how tall that person is, Chaplin.” Chaplin: “He’s very tall.”

The Consulate of China

Spicoli: “Dude, did you steal your Dada’s phone again?” Dennis: “I never steal Dada’s phone. It’s just that sometimes people leave important messages on it for me and he never passes them along.” Mouse: “Fake calls from the IRS threatening lawsuits or from people…

theem thursday hats and clip show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo hav probly noted i do not yoozhually partayk of theem thursday however my noo frend shakira of justmeshakira let me no that this weeks theem wuz hats and wel hats!!! yoo no…

Still More Trouble In Little China

Having fought our way free of the Three Storms, Jack Burton and I now face Lo Pan himself.  Can we prevail against this 2,000 year old evil sorcerer and his intimidating hat?  If not, it won’t be because we didn’t try!

Everybody Wing Kong Tonight

While Lo Pan’s minions pillage Little China, I am losing valuable time trying to restore Jack Burton’s confidence with another “magic” potion. He has already rejected the magical powers of Yoohoo, but fortunately, I have a few more options under my hat. Surely one…

Even Bigger Trouble In Little China

Having received a magic potion from the ancient magician Egg Shen, we are preparing to seek out Lo Pan and end his reign of terror.  In addition to the potion, Egg Shen also offers to supply us with a frightening array of weaponry.  Surely…

Big Trouble For Little Vizsla

Having performed beyond expectations in my investigation of that creepy kid who claimed to see dead people, I have impressed Dr. Crowe enough to get another assignment. This one is more in my area of expertise, an anthropological study of clan rivalries in a…

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