Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to make you feel less frightened of scary weather phenomena. See if I don’t!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope evrywun has had a gud holliday!!! wun thing we did over the brake is go to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!! we hav not ben to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds for kwite sum time and akchooally that is not ware mama and dada wer planning on going they wer planning on going to the park up on the hill with just the seenyor dogs tucker and trixie on akkownt of i do not like the park on the top of the hill becuz peepul seem to think it is an off leed park wen it is not an off leed park but ennyway i got wind of dada trying to sneek tucker and trixie owt the door and i sed no!!! this wil not stand!!! and yoo kan kwote me on that!!!
Well, hello, Trixie. Are you guarding the yard from squirrels?