Lulu’s Helpful Harbor Hints: How To Take Advantage of Your Human not Paying Attention to What’s On the Ground

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with a helpful harbor hint! Although really it can be helpful anywhere … The hint is this: If you keep your nose to the ground, and especially if your human is busy looking through a camera, you are likely to detect that there is a large number of good-sized birds nesting in trees above a parking lot before your human does. You must take advantage of this as quickly as possible before they catch on. Here, allow me to demonstrate:

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Here Comes The Raid Again

Norman #1: “Look, Norman, the door is closed.”
Norman #2: “How do we usually get in for raiding when the door is closed?”
Norman #4: “I think we use ninja trickery, skills, and subterfuge.”

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Lulu’s Lawn Life: Gophillas In The Mist

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another lawn life video! This time it’s a clip about how I like to spend a foggy morning out in the backyard communing with nature. Or, you know, trying to catch nature and eat it, which amounts to the same thing.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but believe me, I’m hard at work listening for gophers moving around underground. It’s not easy when the birds are making such a racket, but if you have the right kind of focus—and doggy hearing—you can do it.

Charlee: “We heard lots of birds, but we didn’t see any birds.”
Chaplin: “Very disappointing. Zero stars. Would not watch again.”
Java Bean: “When do I get to start appearing in these videos?”
Lulu: “Patience, grasshopper. Dada has a backlog.”

So remember, friendlies! Nature gets up early, so if you want to catch it and eat it, so do you. Until next time, this is Lulu, rolling over and out!

Lulu’s Life Tips: Always Investigate

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This time it’s a simple one: If it seems like something interesting is going on, you should always go investigate, even if it doesn’t appear to concern you. For instance, maybe one of your kitty siblings is staring at something. What could it be? A speck of dust? A stray reflection? A cobweb? The only way to find out is go take a look!

Charlee: “Your list of things we might be staring at is incomplete.”
Lulu: “Yes well there’s only so much room on the Internet, you know.”
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Pets Out Shopping

Lulu: “Are you sure we’re allowed to park right here in front of the door?”
Chaplin: “Sure, see the banner? It’s reserved parking for dogs, cats, hamsters, birds, and fish. We’re cats, you’re a dog, and Blue is a bird. Sort of.”
Blue: “I’m what birds could have been if it weren’t for that giant UFO that crashed into the Yucatan.”

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The Bluebird of Something Somethingness

Charlee: “Lulu, ask it what it’s still doing here.”
Lulu: “You’re still here? We thought you went with Spicoli to make deliveries.”
Blue: “No, I just helped push his van to the top of the hill then came back down, since you have a pretty cushy setup here. Plus I heard that those cats like birds.”

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