Hipsters Hear A Who

Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?”
Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”

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Only A Day More Than Two

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Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

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happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!

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Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”

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happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is the twenny forth of julie agin and that meens it is a happy maybe probly eleventeenth birthday to me chek it owt!!!

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happy maybe probly tenth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  tooday is my tenth probly birthday and as yoo kan see i am stil a party animal!!!

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I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, AM NOW A BIG DOG!

Greetings, quivering civilians!  I, Saya the Mighty, thought you all might like to know that today is my birthday.  I am one year old now.  I am expecting to get a real driver’s license soon, to replace this “proof” one.  Then I will be able to take my katana in for sharpening any time it needs it, and chase down vampires and other evil perpetrators in my own vehicle.  Or maybe Dada’s vehicle.  See if I don’t!

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roomers wot trixie and saya went to the kiropraktor withowt me ar also totaly eksadjerayted!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel last week i had to adress roomers wot trixie and saya had gawn to the harbor withowt me and now this week their is anuther skurrilus roomer wot they went to see the kiropraktor withowt me!!! reedikyoolus yes reedikyoolus i say!!!

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happy slitely belayted maybe birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay if yoo hav ben a nice reeder for a long time then yoo may reemember way bak wen dada reeported on wot he thawt mite be my histry before i wuz fownd wandring in a kanyon but if not and yoo ar intrested yoo kan reed abowt it heer its ok go ahed i wil wayt!!!

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me in october too thowsand and seven

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