a skolarly treetis on the impending apokalips!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay i hav reesently lernd that the erth is skedjoold to be destroyd this yeer as deepikted in the faymus dokyoomentry twenny twelv chek it owt!!!

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a skolarly treetis on how the dishwasher wurks

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav lernd throo kayrful observayshun abowt a majikal device in the kitchen wot is nown as the dishwasher this misteeryus boks tayks dishes that ar coverd with yummy fud residoo and after beeing closed for a wile prodooses dishes wot ar kleen and shiny and not verry yummy ennymore this is wot this contrapshun luks like:

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The Final Frontier

With the trouble with taters resolved, the Enterprise has been making good time toward the distant space station that sits at the edge of a dangerous wormhole. Now that we are out of danger, the crew has begun to relax, even though we are approaching the outer limits of explored space. I hope that this is not the wrong time for us to let down our guard, here at the final frontier.

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