hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am reely sorry i hav not ben arownd this yeer dada is stil wurking on his silly fantasee buk wot is like too hunnerd thowsand wurds long i hav no ideea how he can even come up with that menny wurds let alone rite them all down!!! but ennyway yesterday wen he wuz riting i kept kliming in his lap and stikking my nose in his fayse and eventchooally he got the messadj that i needed to say hi to all my frends and wot better way to do that then with a sunday awards and meem show??? plus i told him i wood let him put up a sine on the set its all abowt produkt playsment yoo no!!! ha ha ok lets git started!!!
After unexpectedly earning the admiration of Ty Webb, I have had the good fortune to see my regular golf match turned into a Frisbee golf match, wherein the disadvantage presented by my lack of thumbs will be neutralized and my mad jumping and mouth-catching skills will come to the fore. I now have every confidence that I will be back in my office before the end of the day, curled up on my egg crate bed with my favorite stuffie while undergrads queue up outside to be regaled by tales of my adventures. Let the game begin!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! todays show is coming to yoo live frum a reemote banana plantayshun at the verry ends of the erth!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy mamas day to all yoo mamas owt their be yoo mamas to hyoomans or dogs or kitties or rats or goats or wotever!!! if yoo ar stil luking for that perfekt mamas day gift may i sugjest cheez??? also yoo may hav notisd that the awards ar gawn frum my sidebar i hav moovd them all to the awards paydj in hopes it wil help my nice reederzez reeding ekspeeryense by mayking my verry importent and informativ posts lode faster!!! pleez let me no if i hav sukseeded!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in a verry manly fashun:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday i went to ramona for another flyball turnamint and this time i got to run in the teem relay rayse!!! and by “got to run” wot i meen is “wuz suppozd to run” becuz i kind of got a little bit dis … discombob … wel ennyway i had sum anksietty and fayld to perform as ekspekted wot i hav herd is a common problem at leest akkording to sum ads wot i hav seen on televizhun