noo yeerz rezolooshun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that peepul like to make rezolooshuns arownd now so that they hav sumthing wot they can feel gilty abowt for the hole yeer i am not so much into feeling gilty howevr i hav deesided to mayk a noo yeerz rezolooshun to be nicer to my stuffie frends and not shred them kwite so much

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CAT

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THE OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANT LEFT THE SIDE DOOR OPEN SUPPOSEDLY SO I COULD GET SOME LIGHT AND FRESH AIR, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECT HE HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE.

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