Let Yer Pirate Flag Fly!
Charlee: “Hello everyone! Charlee here! Or should I call myself ‘Chaaaarrrrlee’?”
Chaplin: “No, you shouldn’t. Talk Like a Pirate Day is over.”
Charlee: “But I’m talking about Talk Like a Pirate Day. So there. Anyway, I just wanted to thank our friends at 15AndMeowing where my comment on their Talk Like a Pirate Day post won the drawing for a prize!”
Chaplin: “What is that? Is that an envelope full of loot?”
Charlee: “It is an envelope full of loot. And it’s all mine!”
Chaplin: “You mean ours, right?”
Charlee: “Well, I’m the one with the pirate name, and my name is first, so I think it’s mine.”
Lulu: “But there’s a picture of a dog on the address label, so I think maybe it’s for me, right?”
Chaplin: “Ha ha ha ha no.”
Lulu: “Can I at least shred it open for you, then?”
Charlee: “Also no. I will have Dada do that for me. He’s not as, uh, enthusiastic about taking paper apart as you are.”
Chaplin: “All right already, let’s find out what’s inside!”
Charlee: “Ahoy mateys! It’s a pirate flag! For my pirate ship!”
Chaplin: “You don’t have a pirate ship.”
Charlee: “Not yet. But now I have to get one.”
Lulu: “Pirate ship flags are supposed to be tattered, right? Do you want me to tatter it for you?”
Charlee: “Hey look there’s something else inside!”
Charlee: “It’s a signed picture book called I Am Not A Skunk! Thank you, 15AndMeowing!”
Chaplin: “Hmm you’re right, Charlee, this is all yours, since you’re the one around here who looks like a skunk!”
Charlee: “What? You’re a black and white cat too!”
Chaplin: “True. But I’m not the one with a white stripe on my back whose nickname is ‘Skunk’.”
Lulu: “Looks like a fair cop to me, Skunk.”
Charlee: “You hush, Coyote.”
Wordless Wednesday: Still Life With Cat
Cat Fact Fever
Chaplin: “Why are you reading a book of cat facts, Charlee? You’re a cat. I’m a cat. We’re both experts on cat facts.”
Charlee: “I’m looking for things they got wrong.” Continue reading “Cat Fact Fever”
Wordless Wednesday: A Family Affair
Dennis, do you know what happened to Mama’s study guide for the certification test she has to take in a couple of days?
dada wun!!! thank yoo nice reederz!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for voting for my dadas buk!!! tooday he fownd owt that he wun last weeks pitch perfekt award!!! i think that meenz ekstra cookeez for me now luk he eeven sed so in the post wot i just stole frum his blog!!! yoo all saw it!!! now he has to giv me the cookeez it is in riting and evrything!!! ok bye
its the sunday awards and meem show shaymless self promoshun edishun!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel happy day after krismas!!! wel i hav no awards and meems today no dowt on akkownt of evrybuddy beeing bizzy with holidaze and wotnot however i do hav sum eksiting nooz or as i wood call it shaymless self promoshun frum dada chek it owt!!!
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dadas draggin buk is owt
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada has askd me to tell yoo that his draggin buk is owt now at lulu and it shood be at the other buk sites sum time this summer i am not shoor what this buk is abowt but sinse its a draggin buk it is probly the story of a driver at a traktor pull hoo overkums grate odds to win or it mite be abowt dogs hoo hav to pull a sled thru the snow or maybe its abowt sumbuddy hoo cant get owt of bed in the morning hmm i am pretty shoor it is the traktor pull wun tho
hang on it luks like dada is trying to tell me sumthing … uh huh … uh huh … oh its a dragon buk thats sumthing kumpleetly diffrent jeez dada why didnt yoo say that in the furst place onestly i dont no how yoo ekspekt me to do publisity for yoo wen yoo dont giv me the korrekt informashun well ennyway i still think it mite be abowt a traktor pull no matter wot dada sez ok bye
dadas scarry vampire buk is owt
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog becuz i am mor popyoolr then he is dada askd me to let evrybuddy no that his scarry vampire buk is owt now and his next buk will be coming owt in a fyoo weeks that wun is not scarry it is a fantasi buk abowt a dragon i think a dragon wood make a gud flying toy eksept it breeths fire wich mite be paynful ennyway dada sez if yoo dont like scarry buks ware bad things happn yoo shoodnt reed the vampire buk but yoo mite like the dragon wun i cant turn pajes becuz i dont hav thums so i gess i wont be reeding eyther wun i mite choo them up tho ok bye