hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday krool krool dada posted a pikcher of me waring the life preeserver wich prompted my gud frend frankie furter to ask if i wuz going to hav mor swimming lesson to wich i say oh no no no no no!!! and just in kayse mama is gitting enny funny ideeaz abowt maybe tayking me for mor sutch tortcher i hav deesided to tayk frankies sugjestchun and reepost wot happend last time she tried to teetch me to swim just so she reemembers that it wuz a disaster so chek it owt evrybuddy!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel a kuple of weeks ago i went to woofstock for the annyooal flyball demo!!! this wil be wun of the last woofstocks before the wurld ends in twenny twelv so i am glad i got to go their and hav a gud time showing evrybuddy wot flyball is abowt and also gitting filmd by a moovee kamra guy!!! i dont no wot he wuz doing eksaktly i suspekt he wuz wurking on a dokyoomentry calld dennis the vizsla dog the dokyoomentry but we wil see!!! ennyway heer ar sum pikchers frum woofstock and of korse a flyball viddyo enjoy!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may hav notisd that in yesterdays sunday awards and meem show tucker wuz full sized that is on akkownt of it wuz filmd before he got all shrunk becuz i noo i wood not be home to film it on sunday on akkownt of yoo gessd it flyball!!!!
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Dog. As you are no doubt aware, Dennis is off running a flyball tournament as part of Mango Minster. My sister Trixie has been observing the tournament from afar and believes that there may be some funny business going on. At first I was inclined to dismiss her suspicions, but then I realized that this might be an opportunity to embarrass Dennis, and so I have decided that we shall surreptitiously conduct an investigation to determine what is going. Come, my sidekick Trixie — the game is afoot!