The Big Dogowski

Having been recruited by the mysterious Rylan Star League, I had expected to receive a starfighter and training in how to fly it, so that I can destroy my nemesis Darth Tater; but it turns out that the Rylan Star League, far from being an elite corps of pilots, is in fact a bowling organization. They have starfighters, to be sure, but in order to earn one, I have to defeat their top ace, Jesus Quintana, known as “The Jesus”, in single combat. The weapon of choice: A bowling ball. Fortunately, when it comes to games involving balls, no one can beat The Dennis.

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Star League

Having been plucked from the vast Costco parking lot by the mysterious recruiter Centauri, I now find myself speeding through space toward a rendezvous with my destiny: To join the Rylan Star League, become a starfighter, and destroy Darth Tater. Fame and glory await! When I complete my mission and get back to the university, all the professors in the philosophy and English departments will be even more jealous of me than they are of Indiana Jones!

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ninja hedjhogs looze agin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i ekspekted the mareenz hav triumfd over the ninja hedjhogs attempt to burn down camp pendeltun the fire is now seventy persent contaynd wich meenz that their is no chanse at all that it wil reech the doghowse of justiss so thanks to evrywun hoo wuz wurreed abowt us!!!

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