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Friendliest Catch, Day 2
flat tonys not heer
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sum of yoo may hav herd a roomer that flat tony is in the areea but that is not troo i can ashoor yoo that if flat tony wer heer i wood no abowt it!!!
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Grooming Inspectors
Whenever there’s grooming to be done, count on your grooming inspectors to make sure it’s done properly! We work seven days a week, 365 days a year, with little pay and few benefits, all to ensure the quality of your grooming experience.
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I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY BUT IT WASN’T MY FAULT
HELLO SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. WE HERE AT DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE EVER SO THRILLED TO SEE THAT OUR BELOVED FOUNDER AND HIS BRAVE CREW HAVE SURFACED IN, EVIDENTLY, COASTAL SWEDEN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE GOFER BROKE WAS LAUNCHED AND WHY IT’S NOT REALLY MY FAULT THAT THE SHIP WAS LOST UNDERGROUND FOR NEARLY A WEEK.
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The Oceanside Animals 