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Embassytown

Ambassador: “Welcome to the American Embassy, Mr. Vizsla and, uh, whatever that other thing is.” Dennis: “I was kind of hoping we would end up at the Blogville embassy …” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty diplomat! I am a vizsla too! Can’t you tell by my…

Teen Point Five Million

Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.” Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.” Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good!…

urjent reply agin!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile i am stil trapd in the boiler rum with my noo frend the boiler rum broker wile owtside the mini macgyvers continyoo to run wild that duz not meen i am resting on…

git yore own desk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot…

is mrs sister mary williams a nun or wot???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel becuz the doghowse of justiss has ben destroyd by a dinosawr i find myself in need of funds to rebild it or perhaps to go bak into the joorasik and retreev it before the dinosawr…

deerest wun confidenshul

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot…

mr mark lusee or lusee mark or wotever

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sinse my gold card has ben confiskayted i am bak to trying to get munny frum my gud frends the african bankers forchoonatly for me the air travel sistem over their seems to be verry…

urjent respond

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo no so far nun of my bizness ventchers with the african bankerz hav wurked owt however this wun will be diffrent and i am shoor of this becuz the emayl wuz sent to…

this is not a joke

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel the offurs kontinyoo to pore in and i wuz starting to think thoze african bankers dont reely hav enny munny at all to giv me but then i got this emayl and he sez kwite…

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