Red Panda: “What’s this? It doesn’t look like bamboo.”
Lulu: “It’s not bamboo. It’s a Christmas cactus.”
Java Bean: (snoring)
Overheard Around the House
Tag: cactus
On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Cat Engaged In Some Thievery
Ninja Hedgehog Potted Cactus: “Put me down!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “It’s a nice cactus. The spines aren’t too poky and it talks. I shall put it on a sunny shelf.”
Chaplin: “Unhand my pineapple, you … Wait, what was that about a sunny shelf?”
Charlee: “I can totally jump high enough to get that herring.”
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On The Tenth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Visit To A Corrupt Attorney
Lulu: “Mr. Scrooge, here’s that potted plant that we owe the® Knights who say ‘Ni’ for using their trademarked word ‘the®’.”
Scrooge: “You can’t just barge in here. I’m meeting with other clients. Bah, humbug.”
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On The® Eighth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Quest But Not To Find Shrubbery
Blue: “Why do you all shriek like that every time that kinght says—”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Silence! Do not say that word!”
Norman #1: “Why do we shriek like that, Norman?”
Norman #2: “I don’t know, Norman. I just do it because everyone else does it.”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Now then, I have been keeping track of how many times you have said ‘the®’ and ‘herring®’ and according to the licensing fee scale, you owe us …”
Lulu: “A shrubbery?”
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