Gotcha Where We Wantcha

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Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.”
Hipsters: “That’s us!”
Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.”
Delivery Man: “The what?”
Lulu: “I mean the front step.”
Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

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Only A Day More Than Two

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Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

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happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!!

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Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!”
Dennis: “Do I have to?”
Spicoli: “I don’t think that’s how the song goes, dude.”

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happy maybe probly tenth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  tooday is my tenth probly birthday and as yoo kan see i am stil a party animal!!!

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My Big Fat V Wedding

With the unexpected return of that guy, Beetlemeyer, it seems that I now have to live up to my side of the bargain and convince Trixie to marry him. It will not be easy; Beetlemeyer smells funny, he appears to carry no treats, and he looks like the Joker. This could well be my greatest challenge yet …

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